Males and Females

[Srontgorrth]

King Drunkard/Blazed/??? and his gf, iirc.

 

[Dak]

Rick and Ashley, or




















Rick Astley?????

 

[zabu of nΩd]

King Drunkard/Blazed/??? and his gf, iirc.

ah right. interesting comparison, lol

 

[SentinelSlain]

Maaan

There's this cute pakistani girl who looks like a brunette, brown eyed version of tiger woods ex wife. I know it wont happen ever because those girls really don't like white men and they aren't supposed to be with non muslims anyway.

Oh and more whining. I saw that girl I was with last year recently. Oh My God. I never even realised how hot she was. She smiled and waved lol. I have to say that as much of a loser as I am at all of this, I deserve some kudos for being with such a babe at least for a while.

 

[Episteme]

pics or gtfo

 

[Chanakya]

What Shah said. Also, a lot of Muslim girls are closet-dirty as fvck.

 

[SentinelSlain]

No because it's disrespectful and no because I don't have any of the Moslem.

 

[cookiecutter]

It's worth a shot. Perhaps she isn't religious. Worse thing that happens is that she is and you're back where you are right now.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Nah

 

[King Richard]

MP and I are pretty much Rick and Ashley. Ughhhhhhhh.

DONT YOU EVER SAY HER NAME YOU SON OF A BITCH

who are rick and ashley?

I guess that makes up for the time I had no idea you were you and I was still looking for your old handle vihris.

Rick and Ashley, or

Rick Astley?????

 

[Srontgorrth]

 

[SentinelSlain]

Wasn't she that hot dark haired girl that Krampus wouldn't believe would be with you? Or is that someone else's ex boo?

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

i fucking lost.

 

[Chanakya]

Wasn't she that hot dark haired woman that Krampus wouldn't believe would be with you? Or is that someone else's ex boo?

I believe that's Chase's mum. Sorry bruh

 

[Srontgorrth]

Wat?

 

[unknown]

Chase, post pictures of your mom

 

[Srontgorrth]

Nein >: (

 

[waif]

Chase's mom has got it going on.

 

[Srontgorrth]

Since when did UM'ers know about my mom...?

 

[damnromulans]

awwww yeah *pelvic thrusting*

going on dates for free food is going well i guess. tonight's spoils: awesome chicken spinach salad, coffee, fruit and cheese board, johnnie walker black (with one ice cube), and a franziskaner weissbier.