Males and Females

I've never had a problem dating coworkers/classmates. I just try reasoning with my dick first, and if that doesn't work, the hidden wristdarts tipped with ketamine usually do. After that, they tend to find the dick quite agreeable.
 
Andrea and I are in solidarity with all the single folks today. We will not be doing anything together. Fuck this holiday.

Weak.

I'm throwing a Brass Monkey rager tonight.

EDIT:
I wish I was joking. I'm also going to be doing my best Klaus Meine impression, because we're drinking Hurricane.
 
A friend and me might go to the bar tonight, because honestly fuck today.

Also funny how magnificent an anomaly can be.
 
PP and I became "official" (even though we were anyway for several months prior) a couple days ago. I surprised him at work with this today by secretly meeting his coworker and having her deliver it:

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Some weird gayness...

I added one pretty girl from OKC on facebook. Get talking with another pretty girl on OKC, add her. Oh they have each other, second girl asks "how the HELL do you know her?".

I had to be honest because she might just ask the first girl anyway.

Shit this is gay though, urgh. Oh well.

edit. They're FLATMATES.

G-A-Y
 
Some weird gayness...

I added one pretty girl from OKC on facebook. Get talking with another pretty girl on OKC, add her. Oh they have each other, second girl asks "how the HELL do you know her?".

I had to be honest because she might just ask the first girl anyway.

Shit this is gay though, urgh. Oh well.

edit. They're FLATMATES.

G-A-Y

How is that gay? What's your problem?
 
I wish escorts were less expensive. The low end of what seems acceptable is probably $300-$400 an hour here. Go any cheaper and the volume of work that she'd be doing is a turn-off, or the level of attractiveness is unacceptable.