Males and Females

PP got me expensive bed linens and a Ralph Lauren pillow and cooked me an epic meal and shared his Dickel. I'm a sucker. And today is 6 months since we met for the first time. Works out nicely!
 
That prostitute AUG is seeing-to is really stunning. If she's good at acting then she must be bringing a lot of joy to many men's lives.
 
You're fucking dumb if you don't get that I want to see both of those girls, potentially.

Edit. I wouldn't seriously, I just mean go and see both of them individually or whatever.

It isn't really the end of the world or anything. It makes little difference I suppose, I just though oh shit when she sent me that message on fb.
 
You're fucking dumb if you don't get that I want to see both of those girls, potentially.

Edit. I wouldn't seriously, I just mean go and see both of them individually or whatever.

It isn't really the end of the world or anything. It makes little difference I suppose, I just though oh shit when she sent me that message on fb.

u dum
 
Oh my god shut up no one cares. We need to get back to the real point, which is how sad it is that Aug bought Valentine's gifts for a hooker.
In the words of Will Arnett, COME ON.