Males and Females

[waif]

That's why you knock a bitch up and leave a false name, then vote to ban abortion.

 

[The Butt]

That's why you knock a bitch up and leave a false name, then vote to ban abortion.

10/10 would read again

 

[damnromulans]

If I could procreate without having to go through childbirth/pregnancy and without having to take care of the kid, I'd do it. But since I am adopted, I can't donate eggs.

 

[Vimana]

I wish I could donate sperm. Unfortunately, I have both black and ginger blood, as well as family history of cancer.

 

[The Ozzman]

That's why you knock a bitch up and leave a false name, then vote to ban abortion.

Lol'd like fuck

 

[Vimana]

Is the point of love the interdependence, or is that a byproduct?

 

[skeptik]

Please stop trying.

 

[The Emptier]

 

[damnromulans]

The point of love is that you feel like you are rolling on ecstasy 24/7 when you are in love.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I've always had a sort of formula for love.

Sexual attraction + value + care = love

 

[unknown]

Cyanide's story...

This is why my rules for dating are no coworkers, no classmates

oh and no dicks.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

That's why you knock a bitch up and leave a false name, then vote to ban abortion.

Instant classic.

If I could procreate without having to go through childbirth/pregnancy and without having to take care of the kid, I'd do it. But since I am adopted, I can't donate eggs.

Have a c-section and hire a full time nanny. You still have to carry the baby, but you avoid all the pain of childbirth and most of the responsibility of parenthood.

 

[Dak]

Have a c-section and hire a full time nanny. You still have to carry the baby, but you avoid all the pain of childbirth and most of the responsibility of parenthood.

My wife can attest that the pain of labor is nothing compared to the recovery from the c-section. Labor is short, the recovery drags.

 

[The Ozzman]

itt people who will never have children comment on having children

 

[The Butt]

I'm not going to have children until I've had my midlife crisis, and give up on life.

 

[skeptik]

What is the average lifespan of a hobbit?

 

[damnromulans]

Have a c-section and hire a full time nanny. You still have to carry the baby, but you avoid all the pain of childbirth and most of the responsibility of parenthood.

I think morning sickness and weight gain would be worse than childbirth tbh, I am a very vain person. Also, I couldn't live with myself not raising my own child.

 

[CF87]

I wondered about this for years.

Maybe some child support commercials on the mainstream pop/culture channels.

 

[The Butt]

"Anybody can be Prince Charming one day a year, with the dinner and the flowers and all that. But you know what impresses me? When a guy can do that NO days a year."
—Ryan Howard, on Valentine's Day

Words of wisdom.

 

[Draehl]

IMO either do it every/any random day of the year or no day of the year. It's like needing a special occasion to throw a party, or only doing the right thing when someone is watching.