Males and Females

[Dak]

Have a c-section and hire a full time nanny. You still have to carry the baby, but you avoid all the pain of childbirth and most of the responsibility of parenthood.

My wife can attest that the pain of labor is nothing compared to the recovery from the c-section. Labor is short, the recovery drags.

 

[The Ozzman]

itt people who will never have children comment on having children

 

[The Butt]

I'm not going to have children until I've had my midlife crisis, and give up on life.

 

[skeptik]

What is the average lifespan of a hobbit?

 

[damnromulans]

Have a c-section and hire a full time nanny. You still have to carry the baby, but you avoid all the pain of childbirth and most of the responsibility of parenthood.

I think morning sickness and weight gain would be worse than childbirth tbh, I am a very vain person. Also, I couldn't live with myself not raising my own child.

 

[CF87]

I wondered about this for years.

Maybe some child support commercials on the mainstream pop/culture channels.

 

[The Butt]

"Anybody can be Prince Charming one day a year, with the dinner and the flowers and all that. But you know what impresses me? When a guy can do that NO days a year."
—Ryan Howard, on Valentine's Day

Words of wisdom.

 

[Draehl]

IMO either do it every/any random day of the year or no day of the year. It's like needing a special occasion to throw a party, or only doing the right thing when someone is watching.

 

[unknown]

one year anniversary with my girlfriend tonight. going out for dinner and drinks her treat. tomorrow I treat her for valentine's

 

[The Ozzman]

This is why my rules for dating are no coworkers, no classmates

Yep. I agree wholeheartedly

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I've never had a problem dating coworkers/classmates. I just try reasoning with my dick first, and if that doesn't work, the hidden wristdarts tipped with ketamine usually do. After that, they tend to find the dick quite agreeable.

 

[Zephyrus]

Andrea and I are in solidarity with all the single folks today. We will not be doing anything together. Fuck this holiday.

 

[Onder]

Andrea and I are in solidarity with all the single folks today. We will not be doing anything together. Fuck this holiday.

This holiday sucks. I'm too lazy to go out anyway.

 

[Chanakya]

Andrea and I are in solidarity with all the single folks today. We will not be doing anything together. Fuck this holiday.

Weak.

I'm throwing a Brass Monkey rager tonight.

EDIT:
I wish I was joking. I'm also going to be doing my best Klaus Meine impression, because we're drinking Hurricane.

 

[Mort Divine]

A friend and me might go to the bar tonight, because honestly fuck today.

Also funny how magnificent an anomaly can be.

 

[damnromulans]

PP and I became "official" (even though we were anyway for several months prior) a couple days ago. I surprised him at work with this today by secretly meeting his coworker and having her deliver it:

 

[SentinelSlain]

I need some forever alone alcohol.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I'm going to the liquor store tonight to get a bomber of something tasty, then I'm going to chug it and remind myself why I don't need girls in my life at this time.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Some weird gayness...

I added one pretty girl from OKC on facebook. Get talking with another pretty girl on OKC, add her. Oh they have each other, second girl asks "how the HELL do you know her?".

I had to be honest because she might just ask the first girl anyway.

Shit this is gay though, urgh. Oh well.

edit. They're FLATMATES.

G-A-Y

 

[CF87]

I'm going to the liquor store tonight to get a bomber of something tasty, then I'm going to chug it and remind myself why I don't need girls in my life at this time.

You're not going to fuck any girls anyways, so...