Males and Females

damnromulans said:
There's "chubbier than preferable" and then there's "can't get a boner," I don't think anyone really goes for the latter. sloughfeg I LOLed so much at your post, thank you for posting that amidst the wahhhhs.
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My pleasure :D

One time,ages ago when I was in high school some friends and I decided to gate crash a party held by some nerdy colleagues.We got pretty smashed at this party on weed and liquor and had a good time.There was a particularly unattractive girl there who I dubbed 'Jeff Fenech' because she kind've resembled the once great Australian boxer,she even had the same haircut,short back and sides.Jeff sculled half a bottle of vodka and I thought it'd be a great opportunity to have sex with her.We went into this dudes bedroom,she gave me a blowjob and spewed all over my guts,well I was enraged with this and pissed on her as she layed passed out on the bed,an eye for an eye and all that.From memory I think I left the party straight after that.About a month later I got a phone call from this girl,fuck knows how she got my number but she said that her father was coming to see me cause she'd fallen pregnant.I just said 'fuck off you stupd bitch I did'nt even root ya' then hung up,I never heard from or saw her again.
 
PhlegethonVeins said:
How fat are we talking?
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...Round. That's the only word that comes to my mind.

sloughfegkillers said:
My pleasure :D

One time,ages ago when I was in high school some friends and I decided to gate crash a party held by some nerdy colleagues.We got pretty smashed at this party on weed and liquor and had a good time.There was a particularly unattractive girl there who I dubbed 'Jeff Fenech' because she kind've resembled the once great Australian boxer,she even had the same haircut,short back and sides.Jeff sculled half a bottle of vodka and I thought it'd be a great opportunity to have sex with her.We went into this dudes bedroom,she gave me a blowjob and spewed all over my guts,well I was enraged with this and pissed on her as she layed passed out on the bed,an eye for an eye and all that.From memory I think I left the party straight after that.About a month later I got a phone call from this girl,fuck knows how she got my number but she said that her father was coming to see me cause she'd fallen pregnant.I just said 'fuck off you stupd bitch I did'nt even root ya' then hung up,I never heard from or saw her again.
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:lol::worship: Lmfao! You are a living legend, sloughfeg.
 
I am going to make a random outlandish guess associated with that story. Sloughfeg actually did impregnate said girl, as some of his seminal fluid came out along with his urine, which leaked into her passed out crevice and ran to the hills quicker than Josh Cribbs. So somewhere Sloughfeg either has a child, or has a dead infant in a dumpster.
 
ahahahaha ROOOOOOOOOOOOOT. would you like a branch? how about a root?

PP and my sex-iversary is coming up, 6 months since the first time we banged. We're going to observe it by recreating the first encounter where I was belligerent/masochistic drunk and made him slap me in the face while I yelled at him and called him a scumbag repeatedly and he shoved two fingers in my asshole without warning.
 
The Butt said:
...Round. That's the only word that comes to my mind.
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Are any of her 'good' assets prominent a midst the fat? Or is it all just a blur of blub?


damnromulans said:
ahahahaha ROOOOOOOOOOOOOT. would you like a branch? how about a root?

PP and my sex-iversary is coming up, 6 months since the first time we banged. We're going to observe it by recreating the first encounter where I was belligerent/masochistic drunk and made him slap me in the face while I yelled at him and called him a scumbag repeatedly and he shoved two fingers in my asshole without warning.
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Will be rather hard to have that happen without warning now, won't it?
 
damnromulans said:
ahahahaha ROOOOOOOOOOOOOT. would you like a branch? how about a root?

PP and my sex-iversary is coming up, 6 months since the first time we banged. We're going to observe it by recreating the first encounter where I was belligerent/masochistic drunk and made him slap me in the face while I yelled at him and called him a scumbag repeatedly and he shoved two fingers in my asshole without warning.
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That anniversary, of three months, will be coming up on March 2nd. Too bad I'll be in Boston and she still in Maine. However, she will be coming down on the 9th to see Iced Earth with me. March 9th will be the one-year anniversary of my breakup with Psychobitch. How fitting.
 
Such a shame. I think people should base relationships more on emotional reliability than sexual exclusivity.

I've seen relationships among people in my age group reduced to exclusive fucking agreements.
 
Reggae sucks.

damnromulans said:
PP and my sex-iversary is coming up, 6 months since the first time we banged. We're going to observe it by recreating the first encounter where I was belligerent/masochistic drunk and made him slap me in the face while I yelled at him and called him a scumbag repeatedly and he shoved two fingers in my asshole without warning.
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Awwwwwww.
 
Reggae does suck doesn't it. Fortunately it's almost extinct along with ska, the worst music genre of all time.
 
You're all dumb, reggae and ska are awesome.

I'm going to take PP to Iced Earth on the 11th. He likes Metallica and Pantera and stuff like that, we'll see if he can handle kicking it up a notch.
 
damnromulans said:
You're all dumb, reggae and ska are awesome.

I'm going to take PP to Iced Earth on the 11th. He likes Metallica and Pantera and stuff like that, we'll see if he can handle kicking it up a notch.
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You should drive a couple hours East to the Worcester show on Friday the 9th and it can be a double date. ;)
 
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