Males and Females

[zabu of nΩd]

I tell guys who bitch about the friend zone that the way to escape is to actually assess their compatibility with their interest. Chances are, they didn't think it through as much as she did, and based deep feelings on something superficial. Maybe if they finally do think about it, their naive feelings will go away.

So is a relationship between super compatible people the only kind that's worth having? From my pov i could benefit from experimentation, but at my age nearly all girls are through with that it seems.

I completely disagree with everything you just said and I would simply challenge you to describe what the feeling of love feels like. If you really think it's merely the satisfaction of emotional and sexual needs you're completely mistaken.

Obviously i don't know what love feels like, but i'm not sure that's the point. What do you think it is that motivates people to be in a committed relationship if it's not emotional or sexual needs? Do you really think there's some kind of altruism involved in such a relationship?

This is why you don't befriend women, at least the ones you're attracted to. This shit happens every time.

Is that really a legit reason to write off such a huge segment of the population from friendship consideration? I mean, i may end up just saying the hell with her ultimately, but i think she's still worth a chance because she's an interesting person who occasionally broadens my perspective.

By your logic anyway, i might as well just confess my feelings right at the start of any friendship with a girl, if the alternative is to not be friends at all.

 

[sevag00]

Especially in a Tasman accent. I lol'd as fucking fuck!!

Do you happen to know the Tasmanian accent?

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I fucked this real fat chick I got from the pub ages ago in my bedroom back when I lived with my parents.The next morning I realised that I had to get rid of this behemoth without somehow letting my parents see her,who were gardening outside my bedroom window at the time.I explained to her that I wanted to take her down the backyard,give her a hand to somehow boost her over the neighbours fence and she could run through their yard into the next street were a public phone bow would allow her to catch a taxi.She refused and walked out the front door past my parents,my mother then came inside,called me a dirty little cunt and said that she'd now have to change my bedsheets.Not one of my finest moments but I copped it on the chin,does anyone else have any such tales of woe or experience rooting horrors whilst drunk?

This is best post in this thread in a long fucking time. Thank you for sharing.

 

[Chanakya]

Do you happen to know the Tasmanian accent?

Cunt.

 

[Dak]

I love how so many words get slurred through/compacted into one another.

 

[unknown]

these guys should be auctioneers

 

[Vimana]

By your logic anyway, i might as well just confess my feelings right at the start of any friendship with a girl, if the alternative is to not be friends at all.

 

[JontRevolting]

This is best post in this thread in a long fucking time. Thank you for sharing.

My pleasure mate,I got a couple more similar stories which i'll post later.I used to go out all the time getting blind and pulling fat chicks,it was always amusing but there's a certain amount of shame that goes along with it.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Please tell. I am anxious to hear.

 

[Onder]

You're a good man Danny.

 

[The Butt]

I may have the opportunity to plow a fat chick myself now. Don't know if I want to take one for the team or not.

 

[Vegard Pompey]

I fucked this real fat chick I got from the pub ages ago in my bedroom back when I lived with my parents.The next morning I realised that I had to get rid of this behemoth without somehow letting my parents see her,who were gardening outside my bedroom window at the time.I explained to her that I wanted to take her down the backyard,give her a hand to somehow boost her over the neighbours fence and she could run through their yard into the next street were a public phone bow would allow her to catch a taxi.She refused and walked out the front door past my parents,my mother then came inside,called me a dirty little cunt and said that she'd now have to change my bedsheets.Not one of my finest moments but I copped it on the chin,does anyone else have any such tales of woe or experience rooting horrors whilst drunk?

Sig-worthy

 

[Bitencourt29]

You're a good man Danny.

True. That's a great story man, I laughed hard. Nothing like the horrors of getting wasted and its dreadful consequences.

 

[Zephyrus]

I may have the opportunity to plow a fat chick myself now. Don't know if I want to take one for the team or not.

One of my most gratifying aspects of sex is knowing that I made someone else feel awesome. Just go for it, man.

 

[arg]

why fuck a fat chick when you could be fucking something like this



oh wait, you cannot. yeah go fuck the fat chick

 

[sevag00]

Fuck. What a commercial. I doubt you'll see that on tv.

 

[Vimana]

why fuck a fat chick when you could be fucking something like this

 

[arg]

yeah like she transcended being a person, becoming an ethereal creature, a thing of beauty. i meant it in a good way.

 

[SentinelSlain]

She looks like the girl I was sat next to on a flight recently. Some beautiful English girl. I got to speak to her but I was too stunned to try and chat her up. She seemed friendly though and did the repeated hair flick thing and glance thing.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

The girlfriend wore nothing but knee high socks at one point tonight. Which brings to mind...what is it about knee high socks that just drives me insane...