Males and Females

[The Butt]

One of my most gratifying aspects of sex is knowing that I made someone else feel awesome. Just go for it, man.

Assuming she isn't repulsed by my filthy antics, we will see how this goes. Maybe if I get some of the devil-water, a good whiskey or rum into me. Not to sound like a degenerate, but it may help get my mind off of this torturous crush I've had on this other lass.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

How fat are we talking?

 

[damnromulans]

There's "chubbier than preferable" and then there's "can't get a boner," I don't think anyone really goes for the latter. sloughfeg I LOLed so much at your post, thank you for posting that amidst the wahhhhs.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

I sincerely mean no disrespect, but from what I've seen of the butt in the pictures thread if the answer is chubbier than preferable then he didn't even need to ask on here and will most likely be all over that given the chance.

 

[SentinelSlain]

So I got two hot, single girl's numbers today. Gonna hang out with them tomorrow night I think.

 

[Zephyrus]

The girlfriend wore nothing but knee high socks at one point tonight. Which brings to mind...what is it about knee high socks that just drives me insane...

Necklaces, chokers and dog collars have the same effect on me.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I like it when girls have really nice pedicured looking feet, nice toe nails and maybe an anklet on. Fuck uggs.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

2 Words: Yoga Pants

*insta boner*

 

[unknown]

Yoga pants are the wonderbra for the ass

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Something about knee high socks just seems to compliment a fine ass quite nicely. Having them wrapped around your neck is a bonus too, this part is for unknown reasons.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

They do need to be of an overly colorful variety though, glove toe fit for added benefit.

 

[Zephyrus]

So in between girlfriends (around October last year) I set up an OKCupid account for laughs and never deactivated it (is that even possible?). This is the kind of crap I get sent to me (username: Flavius Julianus) by fatties:

"Mr. Flavius,
you seem very interesting but I would worry that I'm not at the same intellectual depth as you. I like those who are intellectual but not so much that I can't be me. I'm a laid back girl. "

 

[waif]

I like the knee-high socks, but the glove-toe thing does nothing for me.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

So in between girlfriends (around October last year) I set up an OKCupid account for laughs and never deactivated it (is that even possible?). This is the kind of crap I get sent to me (username: Flavius Julianus) by fatties:

"Mr. Flavius,
you seem very interesting but I would worry that I'm not at the same intellectual depth as you. I like those who are intellectual but not so much that I can't be me. I'm a laid back girl. "

Who takes the initiative to send stuff like that when unprompted?

 

[Vimana]

It's like a pizza place you've never called calling you up to tell you you're too far away for them to deliver to.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

It seems either like they're fishing for you to convince them otherwise, or that they feel good about turning someone down (in the politest way possible) so they go out of their way to do so.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

I like the knee-high socks, but the glove-toe thing does nothing for me.

One of those things I never noticed till it happened.

 

[Vimana]

It seems either like they're fishing for you to convince them otherwise, or that they feel good about turning someone down (in the politest way possible) so they go out of their way to do so.

I'd say it sounds like the first. I think someone would have to be very overboard to reject someone who never made an advance.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

So in between girlfriends (around October last year) I set up an OKCupid account for laughs and never deactivated it (is that even possible?). This is the kind of crap I get sent to me (username: Flavius Julianus) by fatties:

"Mr. Flavius,
you seem very interesting but I would worry that I'm not at the same intellectual depth as you. I like those who are intellectual but not so much that I can't be me. I'm a laid back girl. "

Did you make this up?

 

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