Males and Females

[waif]

I like the knee-high socks, but the glove-toe thing does nothing for me.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

So in between girlfriends (around October last year) I set up an OKCupid account for laughs and never deactivated it (is that even possible?). This is the kind of crap I get sent to me (username: Flavius Julianus) by fatties:

"Mr. Flavius,
you seem very interesting but I would worry that I'm not at the same intellectual depth as you. I like those who are intellectual but not so much that I can't be me. I'm a laid back girl. "

Who takes the initiative to send stuff like that when unprompted?

 

[Vimana]

It's like a pizza place you've never called calling you up to tell you you're too far away for them to deliver to.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

It seems either like they're fishing for you to convince them otherwise, or that they feel good about turning someone down (in the politest way possible) so they go out of their way to do so.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

I like the knee-high socks, but the glove-toe thing does nothing for me.

One of those things I never noticed till it happened.

 

[Vimana]

It seems either like they're fishing for you to convince them otherwise, or that they feel good about turning someone down (in the politest way possible) so they go out of their way to do so.

I'd say it sounds like the first. I think someone would have to be very overboard to reject someone who never made an advance.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

So in between girlfriends (around October last year) I set up an OKCupid account for laughs and never deactivated it (is that even possible?). This is the kind of crap I get sent to me (username: Flavius Julianus) by fatties:

"Mr. Flavius,
you seem very interesting but I would worry that I'm not at the same intellectual depth as you. I like those who are intellectual but not so much that I can't be me. I'm a laid back girl. "

Did you make this up?

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

 

[Zephyrus]

nope.

 

[JontRevolting]

There's "chubbier than preferable" and then there's "can't get a boner," I don't think anyone really goes for the latter. sloughfeg I LOLed so much at your post, thank you for posting that amidst the wahhhhs.

My pleasure

One time,ages ago when I was in high school some friends and I decided to gate crash a party held by some nerdy colleagues.We got pretty smashed at this party on weed and liquor and had a good time.There was a particularly unattractive girl there who I dubbed 'Jeff Fenech' because she kind've resembled the once great Australian boxer,she even had the same haircut,short back and sides.Jeff sculled half a bottle of vodka and I thought it'd be a great opportunity to have sex with her.We went into this dudes bedroom,she gave me a blowjob and spewed all over my guts,well I was enraged with this and pissed on her as she layed passed out on the bed,an eye for an eye and all that.From memory I think I left the party straight after that.About a month later I got a phone call from this girl,fuck knows how she got my number but she said that her father was coming to see me cause she'd fallen pregnant.I just said 'fuck off you stupd bitch I did'nt even root ya' then hung up,I never heard from or saw her again.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

wow

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Sloughfegkillers is my favorite poster on UM.

 

[The Butt]

How fat are we talking?

...Round. That's the only word that comes to my mind.

My pleasure

One time,ages ago when I was in high school some friends and I decided to gate crash a party held by some nerdy colleagues.We got pretty smashed at this party on weed and liquor and had a good time.There was a particularly unattractive girl there who I dubbed 'Jeff Fenech' because she kind've resembled the once great Australian boxer,she even had the same haircut,short back and sides.Jeff sculled half a bottle of vodka and I thought it'd be a great opportunity to have sex with her.We went into this dudes bedroom,she gave me a blowjob and spewed all over my guts,well I was enraged with this and pissed on her as she layed passed out on the bed,an eye for an eye and all that.From memory I think I left the party straight after that.About a month later I got a phone call from this girl,fuck knows how she got my number but she said that her father was coming to see me cause she'd fallen pregnant.I just said 'fuck off you stupd bitch I did'nt even root ya' then hung up,I never heard from or saw her again.

Lmfao! You are a living legend, sloughfeg.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

I am going to make a random outlandish guess associated with that story. Sloughfeg actually did impregnate said girl, as some of his seminal fluid came out along with his urine, which leaked into her passed out crevice and ran to the hills quicker than Josh Cribbs. So somewhere Sloughfeg either has a child, or has a dead infant in a dumpster.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

...Round. That's the only word that comes to my mind.

Round like a squash/gourd, or round like a basketball?

 

[damnromulans]

ahahahaha ROOOOOOOOOOOOOT. would you like a branch? how about a root?

PP and my sex-iversary is coming up, 6 months since the first time we banged. We're going to observe it by recreating the first encounter where I was belligerent/masochistic drunk and made him slap me in the face while I yelled at him and called him a scumbag repeatedly and he shoved two fingers in my asshole without warning.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

...Round. That's the only word that comes to my mind.

Are any of her 'good' assets prominent a midst the fat? Or is it all just a blur of blub?

ahahahaha ROOOOOOOOOOOOOT. would you like a branch? how about a root?

PP and my sex-iversary is coming up, 6 months since the first time we banged. We're going to observe it by recreating the first encounter where I was belligerent/masochistic drunk and made him slap me in the face while I yelled at him and called him a scumbag repeatedly and he shoved two fingers in my asshole without warning.

Will be rather hard to have that happen without warning now, won't it?

 

[Zephyrus]

ahahahaha ROOOOOOOOOOOOOT. would you like a branch? how about a root?

PP and my sex-iversary is coming up, 6 months since the first time we banged. We're going to observe it by recreating the first encounter where I was belligerent/masochistic drunk and made him slap me in the face while I yelled at him and called him a scumbag repeatedly and he shoved two fingers in my asshole without warning.

That anniversary, of three months, will be coming up on March 2nd. Too bad I'll be in Boston and she still in Maine. However, she will be coming down on the 9th to see Iced Earth with me. March 9th will be the one-year anniversary of my breakup with Psychobitch. How fitting.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Some girl I know has a hand knitted iPad cosy. There's something so amusing about that.

 

[voilenoir]

there is this guy that I really like. But he has a girl friend, but she doesn't hook up with him or anything. sad that dick is going to waste. ahahah But seriously. BUMMER