Males and Females

[Bitencourt29]

You're a good man Danny.

True. That's a great story man, I laughed hard. Nothing like the horrors of getting wasted and its dreadful consequences.

 

[Zephyrus]

I may have the opportunity to plow a fat chick myself now. Don't know if I want to take one for the team or not.

One of my most gratifying aspects of sex is knowing that I made someone else feel awesome. Just go for it, man.

 

[arg]

why fuck a fat chick when you could be fucking something like this



oh wait, you cannot. yeah go fuck the fat chick

 

[sevag00]

Fuck. What a commercial. I doubt you'll see that on tv.

 

[Vimana]

why fuck a fat chick when you could be fucking something like this

 

[arg]

yeah like she transcended being a person, becoming an ethereal creature, a thing of beauty. i meant it in a good way.

 

[SentinelSlain]

She looks like the girl I was sat next to on a flight recently. Some beautiful English girl. I got to speak to her but I was too stunned to try and chat her up. She seemed friendly though and did the repeated hair flick thing and glance thing.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

The girlfriend wore nothing but knee high socks at one point tonight. Which brings to mind...what is it about knee high socks that just drives me insane...

 

[The Butt]

One of my most gratifying aspects of sex is knowing that I made someone else feel awesome. Just go for it, man.

Assuming she isn't repulsed by my filthy antics, we will see how this goes. Maybe if I get some of the devil-water, a good whiskey or rum into me. Not to sound like a degenerate, but it may help get my mind off of this torturous crush I've had on this other lass.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

How fat are we talking?

 

[damnromulans]

There's "chubbier than preferable" and then there's "can't get a boner," I don't think anyone really goes for the latter. sloughfeg I LOLed so much at your post, thank you for posting that amidst the wahhhhs.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

I sincerely mean no disrespect, but from what I've seen of the butt in the pictures thread if the answer is chubbier than preferable then he didn't even need to ask on here and will most likely be all over that given the chance.

 

[SentinelSlain]

So I got two hot, single girl's numbers today. Gonna hang out with them tomorrow night I think.

 

[Zephyrus]

The girlfriend wore nothing but knee high socks at one point tonight. Which brings to mind...what is it about knee high socks that just drives me insane...

Necklaces, chokers and dog collars have the same effect on me.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I like it when girls have really nice pedicured looking feet, nice toe nails and maybe an anklet on. Fuck uggs.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

2 Words: Yoga Pants

*insta boner*

 

[unknown]

Yoga pants are the wonderbra for the ass

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Something about knee high socks just seems to compliment a fine ass quite nicely. Having them wrapped around your neck is a bonus too, this part is for unknown reasons.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

They do need to be of an overly colorful variety though, glove toe fit for added benefit.

 

[Zephyrus]

So in between girlfriends (around October last year) I set up an OKCupid account for laughs and never deactivated it (is that even possible?). This is the kind of crap I get sent to me (username: Flavius Julianus) by fatties:

"Mr. Flavius,
you seem very interesting but I would worry that I'm not at the same intellectual depth as you. I like those who are intellectual but not so much that I can't be me. I'm a laid back girl. "