Males and Females

Because of outright lying? I've done both, but the extent of my worldwide travels involved a longer than desired stint in Afghanistan.

I'M SO WORLDLY.

Yeah, they probably are full of shit. It's just funny how everyone is so "traveled and interested in so many different places."

I know more about Iraq and Afghanistan than I do about most of the states honestly. And unlike most of these dumb bitches, I literally have traveled the world. But there's no way I could have afforded that on my own. And it's not like it didn't cost me anything either, lost quite a few close friends and was in danger far more often than I desired.
 
I've travelled quite a bit but mostly during childhood. So it's like have you ever been to ....? yeah, oh which part, where did you stay, blah blah urgh I don't know. It makes me seem like a bullshitter.
 
Generally speaking, you are going to have more luck meeting girls like yourself hanging out at venues, whether IRL or on the internet, where you like to be anyway.

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I don't even get sexless relationships. I wouldn't want to be with a chick who didn't want to fuck everyday.

That's because either your sex drive is too high or you're an idiot.
 
if an escort passes all primary criteria and i'm already screwing her, i -can- appreciate her personality and most are very nice and modest despite their hotness, which i almost never see in normal girls. also, i'm pretty sure they get jealous when they find out i've been with another girl; i can see the hurt in their facial expression and sense their relief when i hug and tell them they're still my favorite, lol. yea great acting etc nah i doubt it

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That's because either your sex drive is too high or you're an idiot.

I don't even have a sex drive. All the shit I don't put myself through. It does not even bother me at all. Hopefully I die alone.
 
if an escort passes all primary criteria and i'm already screwing her, i -can- appreciate her personality and most are very nice and modest despite their hotness, which i almost never see in normal girls. also, i'm pretty sure they get jealous when they find out i've been with another girl; i can see the hurt in their facial expression and sense their relief when i hug and tell them they're still my favorite, lol. yea great acting etc nah i doubt it

Uhh, are you being serious? The role of an escourt is obviously to please and make sure you feel good about yourself so that you'll continuously waste tons of your money on her and these types of services.
 
Uhh, are you being serious? The role of an escourt is obviously to please and make sure you feel good about yourself so that you'll continuously waste tons of your money on her and these types of services.

As many times as he has said this kind of stuff, I'm pretty sure he is serious. Blows my mind.
 
Aug pays whores for sex and then they pay him back just to hug him.
 
augsome (adjective) - when a person thinks that he accomplished or experienced something great, but is perceived by others as pathetic or creepy
 
I don't even have a sex drive. All the shit I don't put myself through. It does not even bother me at all. Hopefully I die alone.

Honestly, you probably just need more exercise and to start eating healthy, organic foods. Alcohol, too much meat, and other foods that are high in junk are just terrible for your health and a low sex drive can affect you in more ways than you probably realize, and can also be a precursor for future problems too.

There's really no use in being mopey about it. I would recommend eating black beans to start with; not the canned variety, but the kind that comes in a bag, unsalted, and takes a few hours to cook. Also, I would recommend other heart-healthy foods like garlic.
 
Honestly, you probably just need more exercise and to start eating healthy, organic foods. Alcohol, too much meat, and other foods that are high in junk are just terrible for your health and a low sex drive can affect you in more ways than you probably realize, and can also be a precursor for future problems too. .

I am actually pretty healthy. And what future problems.
 
augsome (adjective) - when a person thinks that he accomplished or experienced something great, but is perceived by others as pathetic or creepy

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But yeah aug, not to be a dick or anything but it really does seem like you have some sort of mental issue. You have a tendency to show a rather warped perception of reality, as evidenced by ignoring the basic fact that the only reason a prostitute is spending time with you is because you're paying her.
 
This isn't true for everyone, and all meat is not equal. Alcohol is also good in moderation. I agree in general with the rest of your post.

You're right, some meats and alcohol can be beneficial if in moderation, but too many people consume these in large quantities that it is only affecting them adversely.
 
You're right, some meats and alcohol can be beneficial if in moderation, but too many people consume these in large quantities that it is only affecting them adversely.

Right. Like McDonalds hamburgers daily will have a completely different effect than free range grilled chicken.