King Richard
Hello there
Because of outright lying? I've done both, but the extent of my worldwide travels involved a longer than desired stint in Afghanistan.
I'M SO WORLDLY.
Yeah, they probably are full of shit. It's just funny how everyone is so "traveled and interested in so many different places."
I know more about Iraq and Afghanistan than I do about most of the states honestly. And unlike most of these dumb bitches, I literally have traveled the world. But there's no way I could have afforded that on my own. And it's not like it didn't cost me anything either, lost quite a few close friends and was in danger far more often than I desired.