Males and Females

I think I'll just run the idea of being "together" by her sometime and see what she says. I wouldn't be devastated if she said she wasn't into anything like so it wouldn't hurt.

How about wait and do that after you've actually hung out with her more and actually gotten to know her? Fingers crossed for you, but goddamn, you bust out lines and statements that border on 'too much, too soon' rather quickly.
 
Just nail her already! She made an account on OKC for a reason, and I highly doubt that reason is to form long-distance friendships.
 
I would imagine many of those girls really are trying to hook up, but list themselves as "Friends only" to keep their inboxes lighter.
 
If someone only lists "New Friends", that's basically a "no comment". Could be saying casual sex without inviting a barrage of messages from creeps. Could be wanting to date, but take it especially slow. Could be trying to say as little as possible for fear of friends and family seeing. Could actually be for new friends.
 
How about wait and do that after you've actually hung out with her more and actually gotten to know her? Fingers crossed for you, but goddamn, you bust out lines and statements that border on 'too much, too soon' rather quickly.

It's hard and expensive to hang out with someone who lives so fucking far away. We text daily and skype every other couple of days though.
 
How about wait and do that after you've actually hung out with her more and actually gotten to know her? Fingers crossed for you, but goddamn, you bust out lines and statements that border on 'too much, too soon' rather quickly.

Yes. That is 100% guaranteed to scare her off.
 
Things between me and this chick seem to have imploded

Honestly it sounds like she's too insecure right now/has too many hangups to be dating and even if you weren't teasing her, something would set her off. Maybe she'll be more stable later? I hear you about "retarded fun with a chick," it's so great.

Last night PP and I went out for ice cream on the first warm night of the year along w/my friend and his motorcycle. Had the best unnfnfffghghfhghh of our lives and then cuddled in bed laughing about pinching poop loaves on each other's faces. This is too good to be true.
 
Maybe you'll be so attracted to each other that it will work. I kind of jerked PP around like that for a while, going "oh no don't LIKE me like me" but then I gave up and said fuck it, let's be gay
 
I barely talk to my girlfriend now because her phone allegedly broke and she's never online or something. I'm probably gonna break up with her, but if I do, I won't do it directly. I'd plant the seeds of doubt in very subtle ways she would not catch that would cause her to break up with me. I'd make her think it was her idea.

Being alone is just appealing to me. Or maybe I should get an OKC account again and find girls around here.
 
I barely talk to my girlfriend now because her phone allegedly broke and she's never online or something. I'm probably gonna break up with her, but if I do, I won't do it directly. I'd plant the seeds of doubt in very subtle ways she would not catch that would cause her to break up with me. I'd make her think it was her idea.

How very feminine of you.
 
I just don't see this very worth it in the long run. I'm bored as shit, and the most I can get is a webcam chat. I'd rather have a girlfriend I can do fun things with, like play Mario Kart or make music.
 
I just don't see this very worth it in the long run. I'm bored as shit, and the most I can get is a webcam chat. I'd rather have a girlfriend I can do fun things with, like play Mario Kart or make music.

I don't care whether you want the relationship or not, I'm merely disapproving of your methods of ending it.
 
I barely talk to my girlfriend now because her phone allegedly broke and she's never online or something. I'm probably gonna break up with her, but if I do, I won't do it directly. I'd plant the seeds of doubt in very subtle ways she would not catch that would cause her to break up with me. I'd make her think it was her idea.

Being alone is just appealing to me. Or maybe I should get an OKC account again and find girls around here.

Or you could not be a fucking worm about it and just end things normally.
 
How long distance is your situation?

I'm on the east coast, she's on the west coast.

I don't care whether you want the relationship or not, I'm merely disapproving of your methods of ending it.

She knows that it's not gonna work. She keeps saying I'm gonna leave soon and you can't say "yes" to that. I've just gotta tell her things aren't gonna work, and convince her that us breaking up is for the best.

Or you could not be a fucking worm about it and just end things normally.

Yeah, but the resent and shit is bad. Then again, she's on the other side of the country, so she can only do shit through the internet.