Males and Females

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Story of utter failure:

My girlfriend and I decided to have sex last night; both of us were virgins. To keep a long story short and PG, I simply couldn't maintain the proper state to engage in coitus every time a condom came into play (four in total before I just gave up); and not for lack of arousal or attraction to her. There was a similar problem the night before when we were fooling around and I couldn't maintain it for the life of me. This time it took 45+ minutes, of vigorous, concentrated effort just to get anything done. Fucking absurd. Evidently I'm a maestro with oral though, so it wasn't a completely unsuccessful endeavor.

TMI note: It's extra disheartening because I could have been a part of the elite that revoked the V-card on the same day they were given their red wings.

Haha! I had the same problem a few years back. Literally every part of your post reminds me of myself then. AND we share a birthday. AND we're both awesome. Hello other-self.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

When I heard that last night I lol'd hard. Can't say I'd act any differently though.

 

[Xorv]

I got it! Fuck the condoms and have your gf take the pill or just fuck the pill and fuck her and pull out before organism.


Then of course there's always....abortion >_>

 

[Zephyrus]

I'll take condoms over a pill that fucks with her hormones and diminishes her sex drive.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I just have to say, one of those girls I met is vietnamese and she's really pretty. So I don't know, I guess I'm pro interracial now. Krampus should be happy.

 

[Chanakya]

I just have to say, one of those girls I met is vietnamese and she's really pretty. So I don't know, I guess I'm pro interracial now. Krampus should be happy.

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[Onder]

I got it! Fuck the condoms and have your gf take the pill or just fuck the pill and fuck her and pull out before organism.


Then of course there's always....abortion >_>

Xorv, it's either pull out before orgasm or pull out the organism. Not the other way around.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I gave a girl an organism once for her birthday. She was very happy with it.

 

[Addo_Of_Nex]

Haha! I had the same problem a few years back. Literally every part of your post reminds me of myself then. AND we share a birthday. AND we're both awesome. Hello other-self.

<3

Thanks for the words, mangs/mangettes. I'm especially going to read up on organisms and their relation to my conundrum.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

You're not how God intended.

decided to sig this...

 

[King Richard]

I didn't get laid in Austin, I was a little disappointed with that. But partying down there was crazy to say the least.

I have a date Saturday with the Asian broad I posted a few pages back.

 

[Zephyrus]

Rape that Nanking ass.

 

[Chanakya]

So stop being a faggot and do the deed.

 

[Episteme]

New administration chick who is also an HSE scientist in my office. She's hot. MUST.... RESIST...

 

[damnromulans]

DON'T SHIT WHERE YOU EAT

Hahaha. Yeah PhlegethonVeins is right, I'd rather take my chances with abortions and morning after pills than compromise my libido and gain a bunch of weight and feel like shit all the time. It's not worth it to me.

Most dudes I know hate condoms, it's like fucking a plastic bag.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I only hate them when they break.

 

[waif]

Condoms are fine. The problem is that not-condoms are a thousand times better.

 

[Zephyrus]

My girlfriend is on birth control but she insists I wear a condom. I don't argue against it because I've never had much problem with the things. Sure it doesn't feel quite as good but it helps me last longer.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

My girlfriend hates condoms as much if not more than I do. Once you go in without its hard to revert back.

 

[Vimana]

I put something retarded on my OKC profile when I was baked yesterday and I got two emails that people rated me 4/5 stars or something. Weird.

Edit: Here it is:

throwing eggs high in the air and catching them on my foot without breaking them like a fucking shaolin monk.