Males and Females

PhlegethonVeins said:
IUD's and other implants are generally the best way to go, but they still can suck, slaughter female sex drive, cause mood swings and weight gain.

It is true, they all suck.
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It depends on the type you get. There are some, not available in the US, that are pretty side-effect free.
 
Story of utter failure:

My girlfriend and I decided to have sex last night; both of us were virgins. To keep a long story short and PG, I simply couldn't maintain the proper state to engage in coitus every time a condom came into play (four in total before I just gave up); and not for lack of arousal or attraction to her. There was a similar problem the night before when we were fooling around and I couldn't maintain it for the life of me. This time it took 45+ minutes, of vigorous, concentrated effort just to get anything done. Fucking absurd. Evidently I'm a maestro with oral though, so it wasn't a completely unsuccessful endeavor.

TMI note: It's extra disheartening because I could have been a part of the elite that revoked the V-card on the same day they were given their red wings.
 
Zephyrus said:
A girlfriend is your new drug? Good luck with that.
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A completely different mission. Drugs are on hold until further notice. I have no addiction problems at all.

My psychiatrist acted exactly as I suspected he would. Though I was suprised when he seemed almost annoyed that I didn't want to start taking an antidepressant right away. He gave me this whole "It's your responsibility to make this decision to take care of yourself" shit.

Psychologist = How do you feel?
Psychiatrist = How do you feel about taking this?

It's feeling more like summer here now and I have to say I am feeling much better.
 
Addo_Of_Nex said:
Story of utter failure:

My girlfriend and I decided to have sex last night; both of us were virgins. To keep a long story short and PG, I simply couldn't maintain the proper state to engage in coitus every time a condom came into play (four in total before I just gave up); and not for lack of arousal or attraction to her. There was a similar problem the night before when we were fooling around and I couldn't maintain it for the life of me. This time it took 45+ minutes, of vigorous, concentrated effort just to get anything done. Fucking absurd. Evidently I'm a maestro with oral though, so it wasn't a completely unsuccessful endeavor.

TMI note: It's extra disheartening because I could have been a part of the elite that revoked the V-card on the same day they were given their red wings.
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I have extreme difficulty keeping an erection with a condom. I've literally been able to do it twice in my life with ten times the amount of failures. The girl I'm with now, I've been having sex with fairly regularly for the past three years and we just gave up on condoms entirely.

Also period sex grosses me out. When I see my dick covered in blood and looking like a murder weapon... I just want to go wash it off.
 
Went out last night and also on thursday night. I've got three girls numbers now. I really like the one I met on thursday, I've got to ring her today and ask her out. The other two I met last night were cool too.
 
Addo_Of_Nex said:
Story of utter failure:

My girlfriend and I decided to have sex last night; both of us were virgins. To keep a long story short and PG, I simply couldn't maintain the proper state to engage in coitus every time a condom came into play (four in total before I just gave up); and not for lack of arousal or attraction to her. There was a similar problem the night before when we were fooling around and I couldn't maintain it for the life of me. This time it took 45+ minutes, of vigorous, concentrated effort just to get anything done. Fucking absurd. Evidently I'm a maestro with oral though, so it wasn't a completely unsuccessful endeavor.

TMI note: It's extra disheartening because I could have been a part of the elite that revoked the V-card on the same day they were given their red wings.
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Perfectly normal. It's the nervousness killing the libido. Keep trying. It gets better.
 
zabu of nΩd;10221965 said:
Couldn't you guys just look for better fitting condoms?
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I've never really thought about this before. Maybe there's too much gurth for a regular sized condom.... it's surely not because it's too long.

Something to think about if the situation ever comes up again, I guess.
 
Addo_Of_Nex said:
Story of utter failure:

My girlfriend and I decided to have sex last night; both of us were virgins. To keep a long story short and PG, I simply couldn't maintain the proper state to engage in coitus every time a condom came into play (four in total before I just gave up); and not for lack of arousal or attraction to her. There was a similar problem the night before when we were fooling around and I couldn't maintain it for the life of me. This time it took 45+ minutes, of vigorous, concentrated effort just to get anything done. Fucking absurd. Evidently I'm a maestro with oral though, so it wasn't a completely unsuccessful endeavor.

TMI note: It's extra disheartening because I could have been a part of the elite that revoked the V-card on the same day they were given their red wings.
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Haha! I had the same problem a few years back. Literally every part of your post reminds me of myself then. AND we share a birthday. AND we're both awesome. Hello other-self.
 
I got it! Fuck the condoms and have your gf take the pill or just fuck the pill and fuck her and pull out before organism.


Then of course there's always....abortion >_>
 
I just have to say, one of those girls I met is vietnamese and she's really pretty. So I don't know, I guess I'm pro interracial now. Krampus should be happy.
 
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