Males and Females

So the other day I made a post itt about how I got friend zoned by a girl I'm interested in, and like the dickhole that I am I deleted that shit because I'm overly paranoid about being found out over here. But anyway, I'll keep this post super short and vague: We went dancing tonight, and I turned that friend zone around real quick. Oh boy did I ever turn that shit around. Winning!

I have no idea what's going on with my man Yoda but I wish him the best.

Why am I every shit thing under the sun for doing the same thing? I'm not asking you personally btw.
 
Found out by who is what I want to know. I initally thought you didn't want people to know about your UM account because you've been appling to grad school and do not want any of them looking at your profile here or on facebook, but judging from some of your Facebook status (at times) this isn't the case.
 
He probably doesn't want the girl he fucked to find out he's been talking about her to complete strangers on the internet.

******

Took my girlfriend to see Symphony X and Iced Earth on Friday. IE is her favorite metal band and she fangirled all over the place. They played "Dante's Inferno" so now I can die happy.
 
called that girl who has my burzum shirt on friday, she was in class. Called her later that evening, she was at work. Asked if she worked on saturday she said yes so I asked her what time she gets out she replied with "early" or something similar. Called her saturday evening, no answer :/ ?
she didn't call back, but is probably the type of girl that is not going to call back.
whatever, gonna try again monday evening, she has my shirt anyways.
 
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Btw, I got another girl's number tonight on OKC. Here's a picture:

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She's a a Ph.D. Biology graduate student researching oncology at IU. Bad timing though, I'm leaving for Austin tomorrow afternoon so it's going to be at least a week before I can schedule a date with her. Either way I'm happy.

:danceboy:
 
Well i guess asking chinagirl out and getting the rejection out of the way did not get me over her. I feel like shit tonight after hanging out with her. Just can't do it anymore -- like, ever...
 
zabu of nΩd;10214998 said:
Well i guess asking chinagirl out and getting the rejection out of the way did not get me over her. I feel like shit tonight after hanging out with her. Just can't do it anymore -- like, ever...

I told you to get the fuck out of Richmond.
 
called that girl who has my burzum shirt on friday, she was in class. Called her later that evening, she was at work. Asked if she worked on saturday she said yes so I asked her what time she gets out she replied with "early" or something similar. Called her saturday evening, no answer :/ ?
she didn't call back, but is probably the type of girl that is not going to call back.
whatever, gonna try again monday evening, she has my shirt anyways.

Called her again right now (tuesday) she didn't answer - again. I have a feeling she won't call back either. I could send her a fb msg, but ehhh. Why bother, she has the ability to contact me anyways if she wants. I'm not gonna call her anymore, I'll just see her in class on monday. Maybe I did something wrong in the process that turned her off, either way I'm not gonna dwell on this broad and move on to the next girl. I'm the type where if I find any hint of disinterest from someone who initially seemed interested, I'm out. Like an invading army in a civil war ravaged country running a guerrilla campaign against the foreigners - the heat is too much to handle. I'll just leave a small Embassy behind to refrain from completely breaking relations.
 
^ I feel with you. I also love ridiculing females, but sometimes one has to leave it and not chuckle at everything they say. Instead, I learnt to laugh openly - not like a dick, just happily, like if I was appreciating the simplicity of their thoughts. It's awesome because they think they are funny but in fact I just laugh straight at their stupid faces. Sometimes I go over the top and they are like, "wait, what are you laughing at now?" or there's an awkward silence. But I break it with another wave of laughter and I still laugh like a fucking lunatic.

Math
One plus one = women are dumb.
Two plus two = we make fun of you
Square root of cactus, fingers in your anus
four plus four, that's what you're good for
 
Here is the rundown on what that OKC girl and I did Saturday.

Got there around noon and ate together and talked. We walked around campus until the evening. Mizzou is fucking massive so there is a LOT to see. Went to a museum as well and looked at some awesome renaissance paintings. Around 6:00 we went to a local brewpub where I had delicious beer and catfish. After that we sat around and chilled until 10 and went to a shitty local show and saw some awful hipster black metal. We didn't stay long and went back to her dorm and we just passed the fuck out.

Anyways, nothing erupted between us, but we do get along well. She seemed to enjoy my company and I greatly enjoyed hers. The opportunity never arose and I didn't want to rush anything or ruin the night by doing anything like that. That, and I'm not really sure if I want to form a long distance relationship anyways.

I think I'll just run the idea of being "together" by her sometime and see what she says. I wouldn't be devastated if she said she wasn't into anything like so it wouldn't hurt.