Males and Females

[Zephyrus]

Well i guess asking chinagirl out and getting the rejection out of the way did not get me over her. I feel like shit tonight after hanging out with her. Just can't do it anymore -- like, ever...

I told you to get the fuck out of Richmond.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Yeah, my social circle really has turned to shit here haha. Fuck these people.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Devourment of the Cythraul.

 

[Xorv]

called that girl who has my burzum shirt on friday, she was in class. Called her later that evening, she was at work. Asked if she worked on saturday she said yes so I asked her what time she gets out she replied with "early" or something similar. Called her saturday evening, no answer :/ ?
she didn't call back, but is probably the type of girl that is not going to call back.
whatever, gonna try again monday evening, she has my shirt anyways.

Called her again right now (tuesday) she didn't answer - again. I have a feeling she won't call back either. I could send her a fb msg, but ehhh. Why bother, she has the ability to contact me anyways if she wants. I'm not gonna call her anymore, I'll just see her in class on monday. Maybe I did something wrong in the process that turned her off, either way I'm not gonna dwell on this broad and move on to the next girl. I'm the type where if I find any hint of disinterest from someone who initially seemed interested, I'm out. Like an invading army in a civil war ravaged country running a guerrilla campaign against the foreigners - the heat is too much to handle. I'll just leave a small Embassy behind to refrain from completely breaking relations.

 

[Onder]

^ I feel with you. I also love ridiculing females, but sometimes one has to leave it and not chuckle at everything they say. Instead, I learnt to laugh openly - not like a dick, just happily, like if I was appreciating the simplicity of their thoughts. It's awesome because they think they are funny but in fact I just laugh straight at their stupid faces. Sometimes I go over the top and they are like, "wait, what are you laughing at now?" or there's an awkward silence. But I break it with another wave of laughter and I still laugh like a fucking lunatic.

Math
One plus one = women are dumb.
Two plus two = we make fun of you
Square root of cactus, fingers in your anus
four plus four, that's what you're good for

 

[Onder]

Holy shit that was pretty bad.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Here is the rundown on what that OKC girl and I did Saturday.

Got there around noon and ate together and talked. We walked around campus until the evening. Mizzou is fucking massive so there is a LOT to see. Went to a museum as well and looked at some awesome renaissance paintings. Around 6:00 we went to a local brewpub where I had delicious beer and catfish. After that we sat around and chilled until 10 and went to a shitty local show and saw some awful hipster black metal. We didn't stay long and went back to her dorm and we just passed the fuck out.

Anyways, nothing erupted between us, but we do get along well. She seemed to enjoy my company and I greatly enjoyed hers. The opportunity never arose and I didn't want to rush anything or ruin the night by doing anything like that. That, and I'm not really sure if I want to form a long distance relationship anyways.

I think I'll just run the idea of being "together" by her sometime and see what she says. I wouldn't be devastated if she said she wasn't into anything like so it wouldn't hurt.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

I think I'll just run the idea of being "together" by her sometime and see what she says. I wouldn't be devastated if she said she wasn't into anything like so it wouldn't hurt.

How about wait and do that after you've actually hung out with her more and actually gotten to know her? Fingers crossed for you, but goddamn, you bust out lines and statements that border on 'too much, too soon' rather quickly.

 

[-CC-]

Just nail her already! She made an account on OKC for a reason, and I highly doubt that reason is to form long-distance friendships.

 

[unknown]

I hated seeing girls on there who had "Friends" marked for what they were looking for. Who looks for friends on a dating site?

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I would imagine many of those girls really are trying to hook up, but list themselves as "Friends only" to keep their inboxes lighter.

 

[MasterOLightning]

If someone only lists "New Friends", that's basically a "no comment". Could be saying casual sex without inviting a barrage of messages from creeps. Could be wanting to date, but take it especially slow. Could be trying to say as little as possible for fear of friends and family seeing. Could actually be for new friends.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

How about wait and do that after you've actually hung out with her more and actually gotten to know her? Fingers crossed for you, but goddamn, you bust out lines and statements that border on 'too much, too soon' rather quickly.

It's hard and expensive to hang out with someone who lives so fucking far away. We text daily and skype every other couple of days though.

 

[arg]

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[Onder]

Oh yeah, I make fun of myself too. They say it's typically czech.

 

[damnromulans]

How about wait and do that after you've actually hung out with her more and actually gotten to know her? Fingers crossed for you, but goddamn, you bust out lines and statements that border on 'too much, too soon' rather quickly.

Yes. That is 100% guaranteed to scare her off.

 

[damnromulans]

Things between me and this chick seem to have imploded

Honestly it sounds like she's too insecure right now/has too many hangups to be dating and even if you weren't teasing her, something would set her off. Maybe she'll be more stable later? I hear you about "retarded fun with a chick," it's so great.

Last night PP and I went out for ice cream on the first warm night of the year along w/my friend and his motorcycle. Had the best unnfnfffghghfhghh of our lives and then cuddled in bed laughing about pinching poop loaves on each other's faces. This is too good to be true.

 

[damnromulans]

Maybe you'll be so attracted to each other that it will work. I kind of jerked PP around like that for a while, going "oh no don't LIKE me like me" but then I gave up and said fuck it, let's be gay

 

[Vimana]

I barely talk to my girlfriend now because her phone allegedly broke and she's never online or something. I'm probably gonna break up with her, but if I do, I won't do it directly. I'd plant the seeds of doubt in very subtle ways she would not catch that would cause her to break up with me. I'd make her think it was her idea.

Being alone is just appealing to me. Or maybe I should get an OKC account again and find girls around here.

 

[Zephyrus]

I barely talk to my girlfriend now because her phone allegedly broke and she's never online or something. I'm probably gonna break up with her, but if I do, I won't do it directly. I'd plant the seeds of doubt in very subtle ways she would not catch that would cause her to break up with me. I'd make her think it was her idea.

How very feminine of you.