Males and Females

[Xorv]

What the fuck are you doing, Yoda? Quit over-thinking this shit.

This. I have this problem when Im about to call a girl I like. I get all psyched out and nervous cause I want to avoid those "awkward silences" when we run out of conversation topics or our chemistry isn't flowing. I just have to take the "fuck it, whatever" stance all the time with women. Also, hold old are you yoda? just curious.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

So I messaged OKC girl and asked her if she messaged her parents about the situation and she reponded with "Why would I?" and "I'll just tell them I am hanging out with a friend." Sounds like she really isn't that interested

Mannnnnnnnn....wayyyy to early for them to be important in the picture. :-( You're going to ruin this yourself, sir. :-/

 

[The Emptier]

 

[Zephyrus]

Mike, girls in general are more reserved about advertising their relationships than guys are.

 

[waif]

Holy shit yoda...her parents? Really?

 

[The Butt]

Fuckin' aye Cyth, handled like a pro.

I wish I could do something with this crush I've got... but I don't see it happening.

 

[arg]

i was rooting for Yoda before but after shooting himself in the foot like that, he will deserve it if he fails.

zabu, Yoda and The Butt should just come together and have a big gay virgin orgy.

 

[The Butt]

VIRGIN?!

Oh, aug, you crack me up.

 

[-CC-]

So you're saying you lost your anal virginity?

 

[The Butt]

My anal innocence is still intact, sir.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Holy fuck banging a slut with Aug is like a dream for me.

 

[SentinelSlain]

So the other day I made a post itt about how I got friend zoned by a girl I'm interested in, and like the dickhole that I am I deleted that shit because I'm overly paranoid about being found out over here. But anyway, I'll keep this post super short and vague: We went dancing tonight, and I turned that friend zone around real quick. Oh boy did I ever turn that shit around. Winning!

I have no idea what's going on with my man Yoda but I wish him the best.

Why am I every shit thing under the sun for doing the same thing? I'm not asking you personally btw.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Found out by who is what I want to know. I initally thought you didn't want people to know about your UM account because you've been appling to grad school and do not want any of them looking at your profile here or on facebook, but judging from some of your Facebook status (at times) this isn't the case.

 

[Zephyrus]

He probably doesn't want the girl he fucked to find out he's been talking about her to complete strangers on the internet.

******

Took my girlfriend to see Symphony X and Iced Earth on Friday. IE is her favorite metal band and she fangirled all over the place. They played "Dante's Inferno" so now I can die happy.

 

[Xorv]

called that girl who has my burzum shirt on friday, she was in class. Called her later that evening, she was at work. Asked if she worked on saturday she said yes so I asked her what time she gets out she replied with "early" or something similar. Called her saturday evening, no answer :/ ?
she didn't call back, but is probably the type of girl that is not going to call back.
whatever, gonna try again monday evening, she has my shirt anyways.

 

[King Richard]

^Leave a message?

Btw, I got another girl's number tonight on OKC. Here's a picture:

She's a a Ph.D. Biology graduate student researching oncology at IU. Bad timing though, I'm leaving for Austin tomorrow afternoon so it's going to be at least a week before I can schedule a date with her. Either way I'm happy.

:danceboy:

 

[Xorv]

^Leave a message?

don't leave messages, on anyone's phone whether girl, friend, family members, etc. Just not the msg type.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

She's cute and, judging from the PhD, smart. Nice.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Well i guess asking chinagirl out and getting the rejection out of the way did not get me over her. I feel like shit tonight after hanging out with her. Just can't do it anymore -- like, ever...

 

[King Richard]

Holy shit balls. I just found a chick who looks EXACTLY like Ashley's sister. wowowowowow

She's cute and, judging from the PhD, smart. Nice.

So far that seems to be the case. I'll be able to tell within the first hour of meeting her whether she's crazy or not. I have great cradar (crazy radar).