Males and Females

Jane Seymour is 61, but still totally fuckable:

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Shorter? No way - each generation is taller than the last, at least in many parts of the world.

Everyone likes different types, I think the "male archetype" is easier to pin down than the female one though - tall, top-heavy and with muscle. Preference for amount of muscle varies. I'd say for females most dudes seem to prefer shorter than them and narrower in the middle than on the top or bottom, with some muscle and some fat. How much muscle and fat varies a lot.
 
Sorry if this appears to come from nowhere, but I just wondered if anyone agreed with me here:
in life, to deal with women you need to be one of three kinds of man
1) loveshy loser who wishes women either thought like men or that they were the innocent romantic sweeties from ages / books gone by
2) arrogant idiot, perhaps from a backwards culture that has to have allowances made for
3) metrosexual strange "thing" that makes excuses for women a lot, cares massively about being "cool" and mocks others to appear good in comparison a lot
 
I'm number one, and I can't deal with women, mostly because of stupid double standards I've encountered.

Like this one:

If a woman says something I misinterpret and get upset about, I just have to accept that I misinterpreted it, man up, and let it go.

If I say something a woman misinterprets and gets upset about, I'm an asshole, and even more of an asshole if I try to tell her she's misinterpreting it, and a total insensitive prick if I tell her to let it go.
 
This. We evolved as hunters and distance-runners. 30,000 years ago they'd say "let the neanderthals have her."

Hm. Maybe that's how we non-Africans got neanderthal blood?

maybe i like squishy women because i have neanderthal blood in me

maybe there's a biological reason why most black guys seem to prefer a female with a completely different female body shape than the female body shape of what most white guys want
 
i think i'd rather have Jane Seymour over Georgie Darby

does anyone remember that movie where Jane Seymour is a cougar and she's flirting with/having sex with guys that are younger than her kid??
because of that scene
i think of Jane Seymour every time i hear the song "Stacy's mom"
 
maybe i like squishy women because i have neanderthal blood in me

maybe there's a biological reason why most black guys seem to prefer a female with a completely different female body shape than the female body shapes of what most white guys want

My guess would be that it's more cultural than genetic. It would be easy enough to study by examining the sexual preferences of men and women who have been adopted into cultural environments different from those typical of their race.

As for the height thing, I'm 5'6 1/2, so a girl about 5'2 to 5'4 is my ideal. I find high heels super sexy, but like girls to still be at my height or lower when wearing them.
 
this ^^^ sounds like you're describing a male Olympic gymnast
haha for once i agree with you.

does anyone remember that movie where Jane Seymour is a cougar and she's flirting with/having sex with guys that are younger than her kid??
because of that scene
i think of Jane Seymour every time i hear the song "Stacy's mom"
yes she was hot.... 40 years ago! it's ok to fap to her movies when she was young (like that James Bond one) but NOT to her today, although she has aged gracefully.
 
My guess would be that it's more cultural than genetic. It would be easy enough to study by examining the sexual preferences of men and women who have been adopted into cultural environments different from those typical of their race.
except i didn't grow up in the ghettoville gangsta thug culture
i was already out of highschool before i realized that there were so many males other than me that were disgusted by buns-of-steel on a chick, i just remember seeing all of the Peter Paul Reubens paintings when i was 5 or 6 and then the gap of time where you couldn't go a whole day without hearing the phrase "buns-of-steel" on TV, the radio, and every single magazine cover, i remember just thinking (even before my sex-drive kicked in) that the buns-of-steel thing just looks masculine
As for the height thing, I'm 5'6 1/2, so a girl about 5'2 to 5'4 is my ideal. I find high heels super sexy, but like girls to still be at my height or lower when wearing them.
i've dated a girl that was 6-foot-6, (barefoot) and another girl that was 6-3 barefoot, i've also dated several midgets, so for me height isn't really an issue, anywhere between 5-foot-even and 6-foot-even is fine with me
haha for once i agree with you.


yes she was hot.... 40 years ago! it's ok to fap to her movies when she was young (like that James Bond one) but NOT to her today, although she has aged gracefully.

i've always been attracted to cougars, that whole "female teacher with the highschool kid on the football team" thing always turned me on

has anyone seen that HBO show "Big Love" where the guy has 3 wives?

i used to watch that show
i used to always watch the scenes where the oldest wife would hold a convo with the youngest wife
in those scenes the 2 would look like mother-and-daughter
the younger one http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...pw.r_qf.&fp=3c3a07cf2e3e09c4&biw=1366&bih=667 would look too young to be sexy
and the older one http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...pw.r_qf.&fp=3c3a07cf2e3e09c4&biw=1366&bih=667 would look kinda hot
 
Does monoxide realize that Africans are the only people on earth without neanderthal genes?

so
maybe it's the neanderthals that like the buns-of-steel and 6-pack abs on their females

or whatever

i just thought that maybe there's some kind of genetic difference reason of why some guys like solid-toned women, and other guys like soft-pillowy women
 
Is this the right thread to bitch about relationships? I broke up with my girlfriend of several months a few days ago. Dunno what the fuck I'm doing with myself. Feel mostly quite blank. She's a fucking psycho but it was largely my fault for stressing out and being so paranoid that eventually ruined it. I thought I really wanted it at first but now I just think "fuck relationships", the thought of it is quite repulsive at the moment and I'm paying little attention to/ want nothing to do with any females currently. I just feel like a twat because I couldn't avoid the inevitable me ruining things again.
 
Sounds like you're a fucking psycho, too. What's to be paranoid about? It's called "trust" and if you can't handle that, you can't handle an "adult" relationship - so pretty much most people can't handle that