Males and Females

[Nephilim96]

I sweat when I wank, does that count?

Same here.

This is why I don't get how some people masturbate AFTER showers.

 

[Nephilim96]

Wait, I thought you said she was 17? Did she just turn 18?

Dude, if shes 18, hot, and flexible, youd be a fool not to get knee deep in her tight vag.

Age of consent is different in different states. It's 17 in Colorado.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_North_America#Colorado

It's actually an interesting page. In Conneticut, it's 16, unless you want to fuck your piano teacher, where you have to be 18. It's also illegal to do it in the butt in Canada.

 

[KafkaX]

Ah, gotcha.

Its illegal to do it in the butt in Canada?...Just another reason why Im proud to be American.

 

[Zephyrus]

I'd rather the room be cold, so that it motivates us to raise our body temperatures through physical exertion. Also an incentive to post-coital cuddles if we have to keep each other warm.

Observe the right frame of the comic:

 

[Eligos]

Wait, I thought you said she was 17? Did she just turn 18?

Dude, if shes 18, hot, and flexible, youd be a fool not to get knee deep in her tight vag.

That was my first time talking about her. 17's actually the age of consent in Colorado, so she's totally legal.

I'm gonna tear that ass up.

 

[damnromulans]

I don't sweat much in general, the only exception is doing high-intensity cardiovascular exercise in hot, humid weather. PP is on the other end of the spectrum, the first time we made puppies he was so sweaty it looked like I had taken a shower afterwards. Just not my preference. I'm with Zeph - being pushed together by a desire to stay warm is awesome.

 

[monoxide_child]

Same here.

This is why I don't get how some people masturbate AFTER showers.

masturbating AFTER the shower?!?!?!
WTF???

i masturbate IN the shower
so all my cum just goes down the drain

 

[whiskey funeral]

And now we all know Tara likes sweaty sex.

But NOT TOO SWEATY, because then everyone is sliding around all over the place which is not fun.

 

[Onder]

But NOT TOO SWEATY, because then everyone is sliding around all over the place which is not fun.

This happened to me on a leather sofa and it spawned quite an argument about the compatibility of our genitals.

 

[Eligos]

I keep a hand towel on my bedside table to dab sweat off my bedmate's brow.

It seems like relations usually get sweaty around the 20 minute mark, or a few minutes into something particularly acrobatic.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Do tell more.

(I reference to Onder)

 

[whiskey funeral]

I keep a hand towel on my bedside table to dab sweat off my bedmate's brow.

You suave motherfucker.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I keep a bucket underneath my computer chair to catch all the ball/ass sweat that I offer, as a cocktail, to people that I don't like.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

masturbating AFTER the shower?!?!?!
WTF???

i masturbate IN the shower
so all my cum just goes down the drain

Can't take a computer into the shower.

 

[monoxide_child]

there's this one girl i'm making out with every time i see her
but i don't know if fucking her is such a good idea
cuz i just realized that we don't know each other's names

made out with this girl again today

still don't know her name, but at this point i don't really care

 

[monoxide_child]

Can't take a computer into the shower.

yeah
so then you should just masurbate BEFORE the shower instead of masturbating right AFTER the shower as Nephilim96 mentioned some people doing

alternatively
you could take porn into the shower if you laminated the pages of a porn magazine or used one of those TVs that are inside the showers of those ridiculously expensive hotel rooms

 

[Eligos]

You suave motherfucker.

I keep it smooth like suede leather :Smokedev:

 

[monoxide_child]

But NOT TOO SWEATY, because then everyone is sliding around all over the place which is not fun.

i disagree
i like the whole "sliding around all over the place" thing
like when one or both of you has entire body covered in astroglide

 

[Eligos]

Its illegal to do it in the butt in Canada?...Just another reason why Im proud to be American.

Just caught this. Frickin hilarious, man.

 

[monoxide_child]

What's amazing is when the AC is off and it's warm and stuffy in the bedroom and you've just woken up from an amazing erotic dream buried under two layers of covers when you make love to the several pillows strewn about over the period of an hour, and by the time you're done you just go back to sleep from heat exhaustion as you stew in a puddle of your sweat and semen.

somehow i didn't actually read this till just now

also
eeiiww