Males and Females

[Jimmy... Dead.]

On the contrary, he picked my top 3.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I'd fuck them all, but those are my preference

Agreed. 4 is my fav.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

2 and 4 ... at once.

1 and 8 arent bad either.

 

[Onder]

I still think they're all ugly as fuck. I slept at a girl's place yesterday and I didn't feel like fucking her either. I always thought I would like it. But yesterday I decided I wouldn't anyway.

 

[Onder]

So she fell asleep with her head on my shoulder. It's strange but I really feel empty in this sector of my life. I don't think I like and know any girl well enough to say I want her. And I always kind of wanted someone. Even if I knew it wouldn't work out. Not anymore. Even this girl.

 

[Onder]

The girls in my class are pretty in the face, like three of them, and so nice and everything, but daym their asses. I think there's an epidemic of assosis in that class. The previous class I was in had some ugly whores but at least they had smaller asses. So that's that. The cute weirdo chick has a boyfriend and even though I like her I think she's boring so that's that.

I met the girl I wasn't sure if I liked her two days back in the campus. I once again decided I don't want to fuck her. And she's boring too. My friends say I'm weird that I don't fuck the girls I know but it's just not what I primarily seek in girls.

 

[Zephyrus]

I had a dream last night that one of my students tried to force herself upon me. I successfully resisted, not because she was my student, but because I was taken. I woke up with mixed feelings of pride, terror and confusion.

 

[The Ozzman]

Just got back from a girl's place. We met yesterday. We fucked like 5 times. It's good to be the king.

 

[Zephyrus]

Jesus, Mike. You go through women like Sherman marching to the sea!

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

I had a dream last night that one of my students tried to force herself upon me. I successfully resisted, not because she was my student, but because I was homosexual. I woke up with mixed feelings of pride, terror and confusion.

fixed

 

[Zephyrus]

It was not a lucid dream. I had professional ethics forced down my throat (speaking of homosexual allusions).

 

[The Ozzman]

Jesus, Mike. You go through women like Sherman marching to the sea!

Trying to think of something clever to play on that theme..

Tecumseh? Moar liek Shecumseh, amirite?

 

[Zephyrus]

Nice.

 

[arg]

polish girls. i used to fuck bitches that looked like this at a sex club in zurich. feels so long ago

 

[Cythraul]

Pick one:

4, easily. Love the curves and big butt. And I cannot lie...


Aaanyway, had a date on Saturday night with a hot tango dancer chick I met at a bar near my place on Monday. We went out for drinks, and then we went back to my place and I tapped it. I'll probably get in touch with her again. She's cool and I wanna do her at least one more time.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Fuck yeah! Cythraul's getting that ass. If you truly liked big butts you'd pick number 9. It seems that everyone around here are banging bitches left and right.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I had a dream last night that one of my students tried to force herself upon me. I successfully resisted, not because she was my student, but because I was taken. I woke up with mixed feelings of pride, terror and confusion.

Better than a dream I had a few days ago where I discovered that one of my female students was intersexed or transgendered and had balls hanging down past her skirt. I hate student dreams.

 

[Onder]

Better than a dream I had a few days ago where I discovered that one of my female students was intersexed or transgendered and had balls hanging down past her skirt. I hate student dreams.

You teach?? What do you teach, homosexuality?

 

[SentinelSlain]

Winter is going to be a bastard.

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

Just got back from a girl's place. We met yesterday. We fucked like 5 times. It's good to be the king.

Yeah...especially if you're like me and can't get laid to save his life.