Males and Females

[HamburgerBoy]

I had a dream last night that one of my students tried to force herself upon me. I successfully resisted, not because she was my student, but because I was taken. I woke up with mixed feelings of pride, terror and confusion.

Better than a dream I had a few days ago where I discovered that one of my female students was intersexed or transgendered and had balls hanging down past her skirt. I hate student dreams.

 

[Onder]

Better than a dream I had a few days ago where I discovered that one of my female students was intersexed or transgendered and had balls hanging down past her skirt. I hate student dreams.

You teach?? What do you teach, homosexuality?

 

[SentinelSlain]

Winter is going to be a bastard.

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

Just got back from a girl's place. We met yesterday. We fucked like 5 times. It's good to be the king.

Yeah...especially if you're like me and can't get laid to save his life.

 

[Onder]

Winter is going to be a bastard.

I already have a cold.

 

[Nephilim96]

You teach?? What do you teach, homosexuality?

He does, at Brigham Young.

 

[Eligos]

A wild Cythraul appears!

 

[Addo_Of_Nex]

You teach?? What do you teach, homosexuality?

Cythraul's random appearance made me go back and peruse some of the old threads he made. It's been way too long since I've revisited those gems.

 

[The Ozzman]

Cythraul, come back! We miss you!

 

[HamburgerBoy]

You teach?? What do you teach, homosexuality?

Intro chemistry labs. fwiw my lecture consists of five minutes of mumbling while staring at a whiteboard, after which I let them loose and just make sure that no one dies, maybe babysitting the occasional student that wants me to check all their work.

 

[KafkaX]

http://goodmenproject.com/gender-sexuality/why-men-are-so-obsessed-with-sex-jvinc/#!pGJE9

This was an interesting read.

Seems fitting to put in this thread.

 

[SentinelSlain]

the fact that somewhere, someone I would hate is getting more sex with a stunningly hot, perfect, svelte, sex machine of a woman, is fucking depressing. I should end them and feel the tightness of the woman's bottom.

 

[Zephyrus]

The best part about reading your posts is reading them in an English accent.

 

[The Ozzman]

Greetings! You're reading this post in the voice of Professor Farnsworth

 

[Zephyrus]

 

[Dak]

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

The best part about reading your posts is reading them in an English accent.

Whatever English accent you have in your head is probably wrong.

 

[Zephyrus]

I cycle through several of them and they're all hilarious.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

You gotta do it with a Yorkshire accent, because that's where he's from.

 

[The Butt]

Oh noo, now I'm gonna read all of SentinelSlains posts in this voice.