Males and Females

You teach?? What do you teach, homosexuality?

Intro chemistry labs. fwiw my lecture consists of five minutes of mumbling while staring at a whiteboard, after which I let them loose and just make sure that no one dies, maybe babysitting the occasional student that wants me to check all their work.
 
the fact that somewhere, someone I would hate is getting more sex with a stunningly hot, perfect, svelte, sex machine of a woman, is fucking depressing. I should end them and feel the tightness of the woman's bottom.
 
Greetings! You're reading this post in the voice of Professor Farnsworth

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So I'm going on a "date" (she labeled it that, I just asked to hang out.)I guess for the first time in like 3 years - with this chick... meh, not exactly my type but she listens to goth and seemed weird in a good way.

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