Males and Females

[Mort Divine]

I feel like SentinelSlain made an alt account to troll here...

 

[Krow]

When I'm drunk I get one bullet in the chamber. After that I can kind of have sex but can't cum again or even get close so I get bored and my mind wanders which totally destroys it.

Fuck you a second time? Go fuck yourself I want to play with the cat.

 

[Nephilim96]

why does alcohol make men not be able to cum? I'm really curious as to know why and no one seems to have the answer :/

I don't know about that, but I do know alcohol makes it hard to get stiff. You get "limp dick".

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I've had sex after smokin plenty of times and it was fuckin great, not passionate the way drunk sex is passionate, but slowed down and very 'in the moment' feeling.

Also would you leave your gf if she roofied you to get you handcuffed to the bed securely and be on top for once? Because I've been giving serious thought to roofying my bf.

I love the man but I tell you what, it's a constant jockeying for position and power, just how we are as people, and I think I need to turn to this to prove my dominance once and for all.

 

[Nephilim96]

I masturbate almost every time I smoke. It's always great.

I would definitely consider leaving her if she roofied me. That's some fucked up shit.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

So... I shouldn't roofie him? Because every time I bring it up and he says 'I'll fucking dump you, you crazy bitch' I thought he was just playing hard to get.

In all seriousness, he says I'd never be able to. Sounds like a challenge to me.

 

[Matt]

I don't see why more men don't seem to appreciate a woman who loves being on top. Of course doing multiple positions is a must but who doesn't love just laying there?

 

[Matt]

and also, why are so many men not into bondage? why cant I find anyone to don a mask and spank me? its really depressing!!!!!

I would be into this.

 

[Nephilim96]

So... I shouldn't roofie him? Because every time I bring it up and he says 'I'll fucking dump you, you crazy bitch' I thought he was just playing hard to get.

In all seriousness, he says I'd never be able to. Sounds like a challenge to me.

Every time you bring up roofies, or being on top?

 

[Nephilim96]

I don't see why more men don't seem to appreciate a woman who loves being on top. Of course doing multiple positions is a must but who doesn't love just laying there?

Yeah, if a girl wanted to be on top, I wouldn't mind it at all. It's not like she's asking to butt fuck him with a strap-on.

 

[romanticism]

Yeah, a guy shouldn't need to be roofied to play along for a bit...

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Every time I bring up roofies haha. Yeah don't get me wrong I have my fun and all but only because he lets me. And I know the hot part when he's being dom is the fact I can't do a fuckin thing about it. I just want to offer him the same joy.

I'm mainly joking about the roofie thing... but seriously... maybe I should...

 

[juxtaposed girl]

Hrm maybe its the same for all men then, alcohol is a kind of orgasm suppressant? Cant say ive come across many men sufferin with limp dick coz of booze tho. Weird. And Mathiâs, glad to hear your not afraid to don a mask and do some spankin. Im not that depressed now

 

[juxtaposed girl]

Mort devine, im not a troll and i have no idea who that other person u mentioned is :/ dont be player hating, im new here

 

[juxtaposed girl]

Cant we all just get along?

 

[Carpe Mortem]

JP you should post a pic. Because I'm actually not a chick, I've just been baiting you hoping we could become friends for my end game of marriage. LOL!

This is what I actually look like:

 

[Nephilim96]

I still think you have a penis.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Duh, dude. A really big, totally metal one with five vibrating functions and optional chocolate fountain. Now quit cramping my style, I'm trying to get it wet here.

 

[juxtaposed girl]

Who in their rite mind would want a metal penis? But the chocolate fountain part would be great for gettin the women ;D

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Yeah, Juxtapussy_girl, show your tits pl0x. Not your face, though. I don't want to see your gnarly British teeth.