Males and Females

Duh, dude. A really big, totally metal one with five vibrating functions and optional chocolate fountain. Now quit cramping my style, I'm trying to get it wet here.
 
I want some dick pics. Tired of the tit stuff, we all know everyone is gay around here.

Hello juxtaposed girl, nice to know there are some nice people on this forum.
 
Why can't gay men like breasts? It's not like they're attracted to other men's buttholes. (At least that I'm aware of)

Also there just isn't many females around on the usual.

Funerary doom and krampus for a while were the only two until carpey lady.
 
Why can't gay men like breasts? It's not like they're attracted to other men's buttholes. (At least that I'm aware of)

Also there just isn't many females around on the usual.

Funerary doom and krampus for a while were the only two until carpey lady.

Yes they are. Sorry to disappoint you.

So this thread is called "Males and Females" and what we have is a bunch of guys whining about women in general. When a woman appears they ask for tits. And then the woman goes away. And they go back to their whining. The end.
 
I'm no lady. Now I pulls outs my dick and balls! You're welcome, ladies.

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