Males and Females

[juxtaposed girl]

Haha seems like the mix of alcohol and cold did the trick. My boobs looked great, very tight and pert usually I mind when I've got nipple on but for pics it helps lol

 

[Nephilim96]

Yeah, Carpe isn't bad.

 

[juxtaposed girl]

Hey, me and Kerlif ain't so bad are we? Was it the booby talk? lol but I'm proud to be a loony, makes life more interesting! WHOOHOO!

 

[KafkaX]

No. Its the fact that youre annoying as fuck.

 

[juxtaposed girl]

We'll I already knew that, but you can't teach an old dog new tricks, so I'm kinda stuck like this till I go to the great beyond Where I hope to get a set of black wings and my very own vulture as a pet plus being female doesn't help in the annoying stakes,

 

[SentinelSlain]

You didn't do anything bad, it's just this place is like a working men's club in a run down small town, or something.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

wut.

this was disappointing...

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Carpie, you're not so bad anymore. With these new loonies roaming around, you're actually top tier. I now like you and would like to submit a request to your secretary that we might be friends.

We can even eat pizza some time.

So basically I won the special olympics... that was a pretty backhanded compliment. Thanks for trying anyways, duder. We cool.

As long as the nickname 'Carpie' doesn't stick, reminds me of the worst pokemon.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Also jugs over there is obviously not a real person. Stop feeding the troll, etc.

 

[romanticism]

But I love you Carpie

 

[Master_Yoda77]

For the love of fuck, can we please go back to our pathetic endeavors in the world of relationships? Jesus Christ.

 

[romanticism]

What's your tally at now, fatso

 

[Master_Yoda77]

1/1

 

[romanticism]

I don't know what "1/1" means. Do you mean "1"?

 

[Master_Yoda77]

1 for 1, one out of one, tried to bang one chick and ended up banging one chick.

Does that clear it up for you?

 

[romanticism]

Yes. I like that method. Blames our pathetic existences on lack of effort.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Think it means married

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Well, I never said that your existence was pathetic, just your sexual escapades. Clearly, mine aren't any better.

And by your, I mean most of people on this board. Specifically JAGE.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

And uh for yoda's benefit, even though he's kind of like an angry rabid dog... I'm totally getting laid this weekend.

 

[romanticism]

But Carpie, I love you