Males and Females

Mort Divine said:
It is you.
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Its not dont worry lol i dont get along with many females either, im just not all that girly girl. For one, cant stand going clothes shopping, have 1 handbag, its big enough for all my sît so why have loads of them? Have only a few pairs of shoes, all chosen on the weather, boots, flats and sandals. Im more of a stayin in kinda person, il have the odd nite out at bingo but thats coz i dont really have to socialise much there lol theres nothing wrong with bein a bit of a hermit i think. If thats what u enjoy to do then whos to judge?
 
Generally, hot chicks aren't cool chicks. They're hot because they're high maintenance or health conscious. Which is cool to some people... like other high strung vegans. I wouldn't date a dude with a great body, the ones I've met seriously need to smoke some fucking weed and they tend to be kinda ditzy.

Or they're just blessed with an awesome metabolism. Thyroid problems FTW, I'll never be fat :) Saggy, yes. But not fat.
 
Carpe Mortem said:
Generally, hot chicks aren't cool chicks. They're hot because they're high maintenance or health conscious. Which is cool to some people... like other high strung vegans. I wouldn't date a dude with a great body, the ones I've met seriously need to smoke some fucking weed and they tend to be kinda ditzy.

Or they're just blessed with an awesome metabolism. Thyroid problems FTW, I'll never be fat :) Saggy, yes. But not fat.
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Now that I think of it, there's some partial truth to that statement.
 
Carpe Mortem said:
Lots of truth, dude. Goes for men and women. It takes a lot of fucking work to be hot. It kinda has to be your main hobby, which bodes poorly for good conversation.
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Speaking of work...fuck me I haven't been the gym in 8 days.
I try to stay in shape and I've been into weightlifting for many years now.
You into weightlifters, m8? Or would that fall into the category of 'hot' for you?
 
Nah the only workout I really get is at work or in the summer enjoying the weather. Didn't mean to offend, but truth, people who care about their bodies belong with other people who care about their bodies for many reasons.
 
Carpe Mortem said:
Nah the only workout I really get is at work or in the summer enjoying the weather. Didn't mean to offend, but truth, people who care about their bodies belong with other people who care about their bodies for many reasons.
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Hmmm, interesting POV. Not offended lol, it's all good
It's quite difficult to offend me, let alone on the internet
 
Nothing wrong with PBR if you want to drink copiously on a budget. It's got a full flavor. Good for keeping a buzz going after you've downed a couple more respectable brews.
 
Carpe Mortem said:
Generally, hot chicks aren't cool chicks. They're hot because they're high maintenance or health conscious. Which is cool to some people... like other high strung vegans. I wouldn't date a dude with a great body, the ones I've met seriously need to smoke some fucking weed and they tend to be kinda ditzy.

Or they're just blessed with an awesome metabolism. Thyroid problems FTW, I'll never be fat :) Saggy, yes. But not fat.
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I agree with the hot chicks arent generally cool chicks. at school there was loadsa girls who were slim, blonde big chested, that kinda thing but all youd see them doing at break was sittin on the benches, judging every other girl that walked past, flippin their hair every 3 seconds and chewing gum in a dumb lookin way. They may look nice on the outside but they all had the personalities of a wet sponge.
I got thryroid probs so il never be fat either, but as age gets a hold of me, im collecting curves on certain parts of my body, hips, thighs etc lol
 
Carpe Mortem said:
Generally, hot chicks aren't cool chicks. They're hot because they're high maintenance or health conscious. Which is cool to some people... like other high strung vegans. I wouldn't date a dude with a great body, the ones I've met seriously need to smoke some fucking weed and they tend to be kinda ditzy.
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Smoking weed won't help ditzy! :dopey:

I'm only health conscious out of laziness. I want fewer medical bills, to bring all the groceries inside in one trip, and to be able to eat whatever the fuck I want without worrying about getting fat. I'll never be < 20% body fat, have a totally flat stomach or set any athletic records and I've accepted that.
 
I've been with a two hot women in real relationships, one was horribly high maintenance and the other was just naturally beautiful with no effort.
 
juxtaposed girl said:
I would if i could, but for some unknown reason i cant add attatchments to my posts?? Dont know why and besides im not much to look at, just your average woman lol
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Go to one of your Facebook photos, right click it, hit "Copy Image Address" then paste it in the text box here in between the image tags. Google if you don't know how to do that.
 
Ahh u see, im not on facebook lol i had a thought tho, i could always put it as my avatar, just for this one time, it aint stayin up any longer than that lol any other ways u guys could think how i could post a pic without facebook?
 
This is a test pic post. Hope it works lol

nope it didnt! Bollocks!

think ive worked out a way. Have it as my profile pic. It just let me use one of my pussy

heeheeheeheehahahahahahaha
;)
 
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