Males and Females

[juxtaposed girl]

Yep, i have but all the ones ive met so far have always been very welcoming. . . . Sigh, i miss those lovely folk

 

[SentinelSlain]

I made a stripper cry by telling her that if a cat walked across the road and farted, she would think it was an unsuccessful attempt to have sex with her.

 

[juxtaposed girl]

Hahahahahahahaha why did she cry tho? Silly tart lol

 

[romanticism]

Tool is *fingers in ears lalalalala not listening lalalalala* muzak.

 

[juxtaposed girl]

Okay okay, enough of the Tool hating, youve all made your point. U dont like them I love them, lets just leave it there eh? We aint all twelve and tryin to fit in with the cool kids well, some of us aint anyways. . . . . . . . .


oh and krow. Learn to spell would ya!!

 

[SentinelSlain]

Fuck knows why she cried.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I like Tool. I like Puscifer a hell of a lot more though.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

The only Tool song I can ever recall from memory is the hidden track on Undertow about the evangelical farm animals. And whatever song has the "I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile" line. I enjoy Tool (mostly just the first two) but I think it's weird how such an acclaimed band fails to have any stand-out hooks for me.

 

[juxtaposed girl]

I like Tool. I like Puscifer a hell of a lot more though.

I love Puscifer too Conditions Of My Parole is one heck of a good album!

 

[juxtaposed girl]

The only Tool song I can ever recall from memory is the hidden track on Undertow about the evangelical farm animals. And whatever song has the "I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile" line.

That would be 'Disgustipated', (these are the cries of the carrots for this is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust) and ' i am just a worthless liar, i am just an imbecile' is from the song Sober one of my faves.

 

[damnromulans]

But, that makes sense because if Im going for shit beer, I want Keystone Light because Im a gaping vagina.

SERIOUSLY?!?!?! That's the lowest of the low!

The shittiest I'll go is Genesee Cream Ale

 

[Addo_Of_Nex]

Steel Reserve supremacy, people.

 

[The Butt]

Tool is fucking gay pseudo intellectual bullshit for stoners that think they have some semblance of taste in muzak.

Bear my children, Krow.

First correct thing said on this board in a long time.

 

[Vimana]

Tool is for people who like Tool.

 

[juxtaposed girl]

Dearest Carpe Mortem, can i change my avatar now? Have u the evidence u needed that proves im a real person?

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Sexy goddamn song, it merits much stripping.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

No I'm still not convinced. I'm gonna need a timestamp, and you have to write my username on your hand.

 

[juxtaposed girl]

Damn it! That pic was taken yesterday aswell! Do i have to use permanent marker?

 

[Carpe Mortem]

No a pen will do fine

 

[juxtaposed girl]

Hmm i kinda feel there is a bit of puppetry going on here and you are the owner of the strings lol