Males and Females

[Vimana]

Yeah, don't get ahead of yourself. You could end up waking up one day thinking "what the fuck did I just do? I just wasted so much time."

 

[Srontgorrth]

Someone should make a timeline of Krampus quotes about porkpal, and the evolution of their relationship.

 

[damnromulans]

Porkpal told me half-asleep that he loved me, #awkward

lolol

I can honestly say I've never felt that way about my time with anyone I've dated or whatever. Some people were wastes of time, but the good times were still good at the time they happened, you know?

 

[Vimana]

You could just be convincing yourself this is better than it really is. I haven't seen a relationship where people don't do that. Then again, my experience is limited.

 

[-CC-]

Cause a ho gonna be a ho
A nigga gonna be a nigga
No matter what the fuck you think

This thread needs some wisdom.

 

[Tonka Time]

So I'm kinda undecided as whether to A) continue talking to this cute girl that seems to kinda like me, or B) Blow my mind to hell with LSD.

Both options are looking fun/pointless at the momment.

 

[Vimana]

 

[SentinelSlain]

babi la bushk

 

[Zephyrus]

Drugs and alcohol are my substitute for women.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I thought you had a gf?

 

[Zephyrus]

Not every night.

 

[The Emptier]

 

[cookiecutter]

It warms my hear that I've been off the forum for a few months and Krampus is still together with porkpal. He always seemed like a good guy to me.

 

[Vimana]

I'm so fucking relieved right now! Okay, so I've had this online friend for like three years and we had a skype conversation and during the conversation she mentioned how she likes telling me about personal stuff because of the way I react to it (a way apparently no one does), and also before she vaguely talked about a guy she knows online who she likes that lives on the other side of the world (she lives in the UK) after I told her about this girl I like (she also seemed sad telling me about this crush of hers.) She also reminisced about how our friendship and stuff has evolved over the years and stuff like that.

Okay, so yesterday she wanted to tell me something on skype and wanted to say it out loud. I was like "oh shit, she wants to confess feelings for me." But it was something else! Yay! Fuck yes!

TL;DR: This female online friend I had dropped what seemed like hints that she liked me, and I don't like her. And I thought she was going to tell me she liked me, but it was a false alarm, and I am happy.

 

[waif]

I have to agree with JAGE on the baby thing. I can understand the reasons why people adopt, but I can't help seeing it as buying the cow. I'd much rather become a sperm donor and pass on my genes to a whole bunch of kids without having to take care of them, although I someday hope to find someone as genetically perfect as I am to procreate the master race with.

 

[King Richard]

I wanted to get married and have kids...until I got dumped. Fuck em all.

 

[Vimana]

That's all it took? Having another person's feelings so drastically affect oneself in a negative way sounds retarded to me. Posts like yours are part of why I have an adversity to relationships.

 

[King Richard]

Well when you go from basically being married for seven years to being single you tend to get a bit jaded about things you once highly considered which would have completely altered your life.

 

[Vimana]

Hm. I guess I understand what you mean.

 

[damnromulans]

That's all it took? Having another person's feelings so drastically affect oneself in a negative way sounds retarded to me. Posts like yours are part of why I have an adversity to relationships.

Have you ever been in love? It's not logical!