Males and Females

[Episteme]

@Vimana Maybe you're just gay.

 

[damnromulans]

Yeah dude, total homo.

UNFFFFFFFFFFF Black/Puerto Rican caucus weekend was so amazing, PP strutted me around in my little peacock outfit and everyone was like "daaaaaaaaaayum" and his coworkers and boss etc all approved. My ego is huge.

 

[Episteme]

Nice Laura.

There's an Aussie born Vietnamese girl that wants me. She has a kid, so it might get complicated... I have no feelings for anyone, I am a motherfucking cyborg.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I have no feelings for anyone, I am a motherfucking cyborg.

what makes you say that?

 

[Episteme]

Because I shoot lasers from my eyes.

Nah, ever since my ex girlfriend and I broke up I've found it hard to have feelings for anyone. She's either raised the bar really damn high or I've put my barriers up so high to prevent myself from getting hurt again.

That and I think I should be a little selfish for once and treat myself to a single person's life for awhile. Concentrate on my career, health, etc.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

why did you and your ex break up?

 

[Zephyrus]

I always interpret my having "feelings" for someone purely as physical attraction combined with calculation that I either have a chance to fuck this girl or, if I'm already with her, the calculation of emotional output necessary to maintain that high frequency of sexual activity.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Well the whole idea of "having feelings for someone" is pretty misleading, and the prevailing notion that those "feelings" have some kind of magical significance that makes them sacred (i.e. "true love") is silly. People "have feelings for" each other in order to satisfy their emotional and sexual needs -- it's not like there's some lofty ideal behind the whole thing (unless you're an artist, philosopher, weirdo, etc.).

 

[Episteme]

The gist of it was that I got majorly friendzoned even though we had a relationship already. We are still really good friends now.

Reasons were because of the nature of our careers and that we were both too competitive, especially since we were in the same field. We were afraid that if we outdid each other, the other would feel horrible. At the same time, we didn't want to hold back just for the sake of each other. She was also worried because even though she refused to admit it, she got jealous when other women look and smile at me (she still gets a little uneasy and protective now). Coupled with me using to be quite promiscuous when I was younger kinda got her a little less trusting with me even though I'd never cheat on anyone.

I took the break up pretty hard, especially when she got into a relationship pretty soon after that...

 

[Vimana]

Is she still in it?

 

[Episteme]

Yep.

 

[Vimana]

How long ago did you guys break up?

 

[The Ozzman]

What happened to that one chick that would convulse after you fucked her or whatever? Or was that a different poster..

 

[Episteme]

We broke up this time last year. I've dated other girls over the year, German girl, squirting girl. I wasn't emotionally involved with all of them.

 

[damnromulans]

I haven't heard from MP in a while. I'm guessing he's taking time to heal and get his new life together. I really hope he finds someone that can make him happy.

 

[Vimana]

Dude, maybe he's been over you already.

 

[The Butt]

Blonde.

Fucking aye, brofist dude.

 

[damnromulans]

Dude, maybe he's been over you already.

Maybe, that would be pretty cool, but I somehow doubt it.

 

[Vimana]

Does part of you want him to not be over you?

 

[Zephyrus]

Part of me always wants my exes not to be over me because I derive pleasure from seeing them suffer.