Males and Females

[Master_Yoda77]

Olivia Munn used to be hot, what the fuck happened?

 

[SentinelSlain]

the mun ones that aren't totally nude look like she's been shopped into the room.

 

[MasterOLightning]

Now you mention it, that does look a little off. But still, it's pretty clearly her in all the pics.

I think most celebrities are way less impressive than we imagine them to be. All the pro makeup, digital treatment, and designer clothes mask that it's within the realm of possibility to sleep with a girl with a body like that. Especially if you have a few hundred bucks laying around.

 

[Zephyrus]

You're just having this revelation now?

 

[waif]

Who cares if those nude photos are really her or not? Why does it matter? If I'm looking at pictures of tits, I don't really care what vapid whore they're attached to.

 

[Onder]

Who cares if those nude photos are really her or not? Why does it matter? If I'm looking at pictures of tits, I don't really care what vapid whore they're attached to.

Yeah, unless it's a friend. I like to look at photos of tits of girls I know because I can imagine their facial expression they'd do (and reaction in general) if I touched them. On the internet, it doesn't really matter. However, I really enjoyed watching a "cumshot compilation" today for the first time ever. I always considered them purposeless but it's a brilliant fun indeed.

 

[Xorv]

aug thinks those prostitutes actually care about him!!

 

[arg]

i know right?? it must be the rimming!!

 

[Onder]

I'd advice him to change whores more. He seems to be with that blonde one fairly often and I'd say there's a danger of falling in love with her, if that hasn't already happened. If it has, then there's no other choice than to kidnap her and force her to be his (favorite) minion. Locked in the basement, prepared for hugging action. He wouldn't even have to pay her any more. Win-win.

EDIT: ninja'd by aug himself.

 

[Dak]

i know right?? it must be the rimming!!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-lklGkE0kQ"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-lklGkE0kQ[/ame]

 

[arg]

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[King Richard]

you do have a thing for asian chicks, don't you?

Ya, I do. And Italian chicks, and Indian chicks, and Middle Eastern chicks, and Hispanic chicks. Not to mention Ukrainian chicks, oh yaaaaaaa.

 

[voilenoir]

I should've known there was some bias behind your recommendation that i grow one

I do want to start experimenting with facial hair again though. I like the idea of having a 4-5 day beard that looks rugged but not middle-aged.

of course there was. and you should grow one.
seriously.

Met a girl on OKC. Sucks that she is from Missouri and I'm from Illinois, but we hit it off well. We've been talking nearly non-stop for over a week now. I just asked her if she was interested in meeting up and she said yes. So now we just have to schedule a day where we can meet up in St. Louis and do hoodrat stuff.

Also, she's attractive, likes metal and is a classicist. Basically Jeremy in female form.

good luck.

 

[Zephyrus]

So today one of my very good friends broke up with her one-year boyfriend. She and I have been great friends since she was the one that set me up with my current girlfriend and the one previous. I find it incredibly funny that this happened, because I've always been very attracted to her but whenever I was single, she was taken, and whenever she was single (as she is now), I am taken. Andrea is still hotter than she is and it's too late to consider dating anyone else now that I'll be moving to Iowa in August. But still, I find this trend of the last four years rather humorous.

I had to coach her through her breakup because I did the same thing for my roommate a month ago and I went through the same thing (from the boyfriend perspective) with Stephanie a year ago. Crazy.

 

[Zephyrus]

Oh and that's the other thing. I'll be out of New England in five months. I foresee no way of maintaining any long-distance relationship when I'm halfway across the country. Yet Andrea and I are still seeing each other, and she's coming down to Boston on Friday. I have no idea how much longer this will last and there's been no discussion between us on the matter (I think out of mutual fear of bringing it up). Perhaps the reality is that this has always been a low-key relationship and can run its course without much hardship. Works for me, but eventually something must be said.

 

[Vimana]

In my experience (from a previous relationship), long-distance relationships are nowhere near as bad as people think. Don't write it off without trying it.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Cause being able to speak swahili with your partner over the phone (with a few breaks for texting in sanskrit) is at least as good as sex, amirite?

 

[Vimana]

Dude, you have no idea how much I fucking wish I had a relationship like that.

Not to say the one I have now isn't fine, though.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

You really like to make yourself an easy target, don't you?

 

[Zephyrus]

In my experience (from a previous relationship), long-distance relationships are nowhere near as bad as people think. Don't write it off without trying it.

If I were in Boston and she in Maine that's one thing. We're talking half the width of the bloody country. Spending two hundred-something dollars on a plane ticket to get laid once every two months is not something I want at all. Iowa is a Big Ten school, there will be plenty of new potential relationships to form there.