Males and Females

[Matt]

"Having sex with me would make you forget about him"

 

[The Butt]

Matt wins the thread

 

[SentinelSlain]

I've met some amazing chicas on okc. Only trouble is they all live in faraway lands. So good to talk to people on my wavelength though.

 

[crimsonfloyd]

A friend is on mental health/suicide alert after a breakup with his babymama/ex-gf. She was a horrible waste of oxygen and completely insane so I'm kiiiind of treating it like he had an opiate addiction or something.

What do you guys say when someone you know is torn up about a breakup with someone who totally sucks? I don't know what to say so I am saying nothing unless asked.

Yeah probably mostly listening/empathizing, perhaps asking a few questions. But usually people in that spot don't want to hear about what an asshole they just spent the last X years with. So if the only thing you can think to say is some cliched truism, it's better to say nothing.

"Dont worry about it, she was just a bitch"

"You were too good for (him or her) anyway."

These are usually the last things people want to hear.

 

[damnromulans]

Hee hee hee great answers. Turns out he got blackout drunk and acted like a dick so they're both guilty. Easy answer: stop drinking then

 

[wandering_taco]

Or drink more. Drink until sober!

 

[Eligos]

These are usually the last things people want to hear.

Depending on how long you've been a confidant(e) to the person, the bitter truth is often the best medicine.

If this all happened out of the blue, then I wouldn't say such things.

 

[SentinelSlain]

i wish id never dumped any of my exs. karma is a bloodhound

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Figured I'd at least meet up with fat girl and get a few drinks with her. Might as well right? I'm fat, why shouldn't I be attracted to other fat people?

 

[Eligos]

I've seen you mention fat girl a few times, are things going well with that slam piece?

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I mean, we chat on OKC so thats about all there is to report.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

Fat girls give so much more. The probability of peeing on a girl goes up by about 1/3.

 

[The Butt]

Yeah, fat girls are a lot easier. as was the case with my last slutty ex

 

[zerostatic]

Figured I'd at least meet up with fat girl and get a few drinks with her. Might as well right? I'm fat, why shouldn't I be attracted to other fat people?

How fat is she? I say meet up for a drink and if there is attraction then go for it. You have nothing to lose except for your virginity.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Like, really fat. Like, not sure physically aside from misleading OKC pictures, but her face looks like a ball.

 

[The Butt]

Link me

 

[Krow]

The greatest thing about fat girls: they actually WANT to suck your dick and usually don't hide it.

Dated a pretty big girl for a few months out of high school... Was kind of embarrassed of her to be honest but my dick has never been so well attended.

 

[KafkaX]

Beat me to it.

Was gonna say the exact same thing. Fat chicks normally give good blowjobs. Go get your dick wet Schmidt.

They also almost always have misleadingly hot voices.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

For the first time ever (well, since kindergarten) someone told me that they were interested in me. It's kind of weird, but I don't really feel any kind of anxiety or excitement or anything like I would have expected to.

 

[Matt]

They also almost always have misleadingly hot voices.

This is the truest satement about fat girls so far