I'm not sure if this is just relationship bitching or what haha but I just have to say is that is like someone to listen to great music with and drink. Fuck ill make you a damn sandwhich. As far as I'm concerned I should be pullin in. Ah well.
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uhhhhmmmm4
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Satanstoenail
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Yes indeed. Smells like a plant blossomed in your ankle. Fine carriages will be with you shortly to chase the figs. Remember not to be a whistle.
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arg
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wtf... is she not attractive?But I'm not feeling anything and she kisses me in front of everybody like we've been together for years. People ask me shit and I say I DON'T KNOW. I'm afraid this is gonna hurt you gurl.
come to LA and let's hang... or i could go to Nebraska
. grab some booze, put on some tunes and chill the fuck out... you don't have to make me a sandwich... i'll make YOU a sandwich. i'll treat you like a princess. I WILL LICK YOUR BUTTHOLE.
uhhhhmmmm4
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So, a funny story about oral sex.
keywords: oral; sex; cute; girlfriend; fucktoy
So on like sunday or something I was at that girl's place and she sucked me. And it was really nice and I held her ears and enjoyed it better than the first time when I was totally wasted. I came in her mouth and she swallowed and shit and everything was really fine and then she looked all embarrassed and smiled cute and said she wasn't very good at it and that she was sorry. SHE WAS SORRY. I was like wot gurl u mad?? and then she said she just wasn't very proud of that.
So yeah. Win. How cool is that.
Those are some serious plus points to consider.
Tomorrow I'm taking her to the zoo.
keywords: oral; sex; cute; girlfriend; fucktoy
So on like sunday or something I was at that girl's place and she sucked me. And it was really nice and I held her ears and enjoyed it better than the first time when I was totally wasted. I came in her mouth and she swallowed and shit and everything was really fine and then she looked all embarrassed and smiled cute and said she wasn't very good at it and that she was sorry. SHE WAS SORRY. I was like wot gurl u mad?? and then she said she just wasn't very proud of that.
So yeah. Win. How cool is that.
Those are some serious plus points to consider.
Tomorrow I'm taking her to the zoo.
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Jimmy... Dead.
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There are women that like insecure men. You don't want them. Not unless you want to be treated as someone who can be treated as a blank slate to become whoever they want. Yes, I've been that guy.
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A really hot athletic woman is into me. This is weird and new. I hope I get to experience her thighs.
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