Males and Females

[Onder]

I don't know what to do with that girl that loves me. She brought me breakfast to bed this morning. I think I will play dead for like four days now and let it cool down a little.

Haha, yesterday she thought her period was over so I fucked her and then we looked at the bedding and there was blood all over it like someone shot a turkey with an uzi. But if we're talking about sex then I'm not sure. I wasn't able to make her climax yet and she says it's all nice and shit but just hasn't finished. Not that I care about that too much.

EDIT: It's strange because she would even talk about classical music with me. Like, who else would fucking do that?

 

[Krow]

She loves you bad duuuude. Embrace it. Isnt every day someone will fall in love with one of the bizarre creatures that inhabit this forum.

 

[Vimana]

Without fail, after around thirty seconds of browsing okcupid it feels like shopping and that makes me feel weird and I have to stop. I think I'll just go hang out at the library.

 

[Onder]

She loves you bad duuuude. Embrace it. Isnt every day someone will fall in love with one of the bizarre creatures that inhabit this forum.

Well some girls are definitely into me and I can tell most of the times, but they are usually tragic. This one is just not. She's definitely above average and she has a lot to offer. Yet I feel nothing. Even though so far I have acted like I have feelings, inside I feel like I'm dishonoring her by feeling the same with her as with the ugly beastes from them depths of hell that you just wouldn't. Maybe I've just grown fond of being alone.

 

[KafkaX]

Drunk and insecure.

I really need to work on being my own man.

 

[SentinelSlain]

So I went on a date with some cute small blonde person. She isn't up for a second one. I can't really say we bonded anyway. She's one of the those girls who are scared of the world.

 

[Onder]

So I went on a date with some cute small blonde person. She isn't up for a second one. I can't really say we bonded anyway. She's one of the those girls who are scared of the world.

What did you say to her you psycho?

 

[SentinelSlain]

I told her she had small hands and she told me a sob story about being bullied because she had to have her bracelets cut in half so they fit her.

She tried to talk to me about The Only Way is Essex and I refused.

She bragged about her (impressive) First in Psychology.

She is actually a nice person, from first impressions anyway.

 

[Zephyrus]

Well at least she didn't have man hands.

 

[unknown]

 

[Onder]

^ Or this:

 

[unknown]

LANNNNAAAA

 

[Manic Ferocity]

I've been in kind of a confusing situation over the past year that just got worse the other day. Basically, I've been the third wheel between one of my good friends and his girlfriend. There are other people that hang out with us but she has always cared the most for me out of her boyfriend's group (as she has told me). I'm not going to go into detail but both of them went through a few complicated situations with each other. My friend's girlfriend brought them up to me and, like an idiot, I got way too involved for my own good. I was in denial about being into her at the time and we became close friends.

The problem is that she has always been very flirtatious with me and dropped numerous hints of romantic interest. I never took her too seriously and figured she was just expressing affection for me as a close friend. Then she told me she loved me the other night *awkward pause* "as a friend."

I'm not really asking for advice here because I know what I have to do. The truth is that I was subconsciously hanging around hoping she would come around and lose interest in my friend. They're now moving out of state together. Talk about bad timing to be dropping the L bomb. As much as it sucks to admit, I need to cut her out.

 

[Eligos]

I think it's kinda similar to a situation of mine. Two of my best friends are a couple, and she and I are each others confidant(e)s. So we both understand the gross realities of each other relationships, and I think I've unwittingly set up a life raft. Everyone trusts everyone, but people tend to talk about this friend of mine and me as a pair. It's weird. I dunno, man. I'd definitely hit it if we were both single.

 

[-CC-]

Do you mean to say that you'd hit it if she broke up with your best friend and you broke up with your girl?

 

[uhhhhmmmm4]

LANNNNAAAA

WHAAT!?

 

[Manic Ferocity]

I think it's kinda similar to a situation of mine. Two of my best friends are a couple, and she and I are each others confidant(e)s. So we both understand the gross realities of each other relationships, and I think I've unwittingly set up a life raft. Everyone trusts everyone, but people tend to talk about this friend of mine and me as a pair. It's weird. I dunno, man. I'd definitely hit it if we were both single.

Yeah, that is pretty much the exact same situation I'm in. I don't even have anything in common with her but she acts this way around me whenever we're together and we're more close of friends than I'm comfortable with at this point. I don't think my friend has the slightest clue and sometimes I get the impression that she is trying to get us to fight over her. I don't know man, I'd totally hit it if I hadn't been friends with the guy for 14 years.

 

[Onder]

Tears were shed yesterday. We went to like three pubs in the centre of Prague and then she asked me about our relationship. I told her I didn't want anything serious yet and she started blabbering something and almost started crying while waiting for the tram back home. She even had some make up this time to sport the melted eyeliner effect we all know from the Russian teen cockgabbing porn flicks online. Even though it was emotional and shit, I think we're on the same page now and at least it's settled.

Then I went to the pub in my neighborhood to have some beers and weed and looked around at the girls there and thought about how she was better than all of those.

EDIT: Also guys leave the love triangles FFS, especially if you're the third wheel.

 

[Manic Ferocity]

Well, like I said, these fucks are about to move out of state anyway. I've already made it pretty clear to her that I've not been pleased lately.

 

[SentinelSlain]

MUTINY ON THE WORLD