Males and Females

[The Butt]

I need to add more of you GMDers on Facebook. You're more interesting than 90% of people I know IRL.

 

[Addo_Of_Nex]

I concur with Laura. She's a pretty lady. Cody, you already know that you're one of the coolest dudes ever, so it's good to see this. Congrats.

 

[Onder]

So my friend fucks ugly chicks for some reason but he really outdid himself this time, I think he might have a problem. This girl is dumb as fuck, her toes are grown together and she has a belly I think she's a mutant of some sort. No wonder. Her mother is the neighborhood's meth dealer. Well why would this guy fuck something like that is beyond me.

I'm fucking allergic to this girl's presence AND the presence of all her stupid druggie friends. Fuck them.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Wow, your friend sounds a lot like monoxide child.

 

[Mort Divine]

Wow, your friend sounds a lot like SHHH.

Don't say that name lest he return

I've been starting to enjoy myself here again

 

[Eligos]

Congrats Cody!

I know this is what you've wanted for a while, so it's good to see your ambitions becoming a reality.

 

[SentinelSlain]

i'll try and fuck fatish girls when I'm drunk but never when sober.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I try to fuck retarded fat girls drunk and sober. They have huge tits and like to eat McDonalds with me. What more could I ask for?

I've literally spent the last hour or so messaging all sorts of broads on OKC and POF. I better get a fucking response.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I get replies but it either dies out before the first date or the first or second date is the last.

 

[KafkaX]

I concur with Laura. She's a pretty lady. Cody, you already know that you're one of the coolest dudes ever, so it's good to see this. Congrats.

Congrats Cody!

I know this is what you've wanted for a while, so it's good to see your ambitions becoming a reality.

Congrats!

Thanks guys

 

[damnromulans]

I've been binge watching The Inbetweeners and I imagine all of SS's interactions with women are that bad if not worse.

Oy better bring your wellies cos we're gonna be KNEE DEEP in GRAMMAR SCHOOL CLUNGE

 

[Onder]

I try to fuck retarded fat girls drunk and sober. They have huge tits and like to eat McDonalds with me. What more could I ask for?

You can also form ANOTHER PAIR OF TITS with your hands, anywhere on their body.

 

[damnromulans]

You can also form ANOTHER PAIR OF TITS with your hands, anywhere on their body.

Everything's a boob

 

[Zephyrus]

 

[The Ozzman]

After the sex I had last night, I may start dating short women exclusively.

 

[unknown]

my girlfriend is 5'2" and I'm 6'2"...works perfectly for me

 

[SentinelSlain]

I'm so fucking sick of being a loser. I need shit to change quickly. I could have been born ugly, or short or some other shit, but I wasn't, so I need to man up and fucking get somewhere with women.

 

[Addo_Of_Nex]

I'm 5'11" and my girlfriend is probably an inch or two taller than me. It also rules.

 

[SentinelSlain]

That means she should be the top.

 

[Addo_Of_Nex]

Nah, I'm more of a power-top.