Master_Yoda77
Juggalo
You guys and your fucking MDF write-ups. I would, but I don't give enough fucks and I don't remember much. Too many beers.
Maryland Deathfest XII: May 22nd - May 25th, 2014
- Thread starter KafkaX
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The Ozzman
Melted by feels
THIS.
Did we ever get a final count? I estimated around 500 natty bohs were consumed in our hotel throughout the weekend. Sounds about right.
Not quite sure what that means, but I like the way it sounds.
Good to catch up for a few moments throughout the fest, though. Those tacos were the fucking goody goods, as always.
@Ozz If you're drunk enough, you can sleep on a bed of needles. Well, at least in my case.
And damn, KafkaX is definitely the easiest to pick out. And where's Yoda? I don't see him in that picture.
And damn, KafkaX is definitely the easiest to pick out. And where's Yoda? I don't see him in that picture.
Im easy to pick out because no one is in front of me lol I was so fucking hungover at this point I couldnt do anything other than just stand there. Not even sure if my eyes are open or not.
Ill post the picture from my phone later. Much better quality.
Ill post the picture from my phone later. Much better quality.
Funerary_Doom
My head is bloody, but unbowed.
Haha, it is totally a compliment. Dude that taco stand was the bomb (and wayyyy better than the other one). Jack fruit tacos with guacamole?! Whaaaaaattt! & coconut water? Pfft. Thanks for the recommendation. Went back to eat there like 3 other times.
Zeph, that has to be the best face captured in the MDF pictures yet!
I have a bunch of pictures too but uploading them all just seems like a lot of work right now. Maybe later. Totally did drink a small bottle of Southern Comfort at least 3 days in a row.
Here's the proof:
voilenoir
Nicole
Master_Yoda77
Juggalo
I think I was drugged Sunday night. I must have ate some dirty pizza crusts by a dumpster laced with roofies or something. I can't stop fucking shitting.
If we're posting pictures to sum up the whole festival, here's a good one. I'm the one in the middle. Note the two Natty Bohs in one hand, and a tulip filled with Flying Fish NJ350 in the other. This was probably taken around 4-5 AM on Sunday morning. After this, I went out for a smoke and ended up drinking beer with Canadian metalheads waiting for their flight until about 9 AM, a couple of hours before checkout. So fucking stupid. So awesome.
voilenoir
Nicole
Master_Yoda77
Juggalo
If there was a steady and plentiful supply of Natty Boh, I would.
But making that walk from the Liquor store to the hotel, carrying a case of beer, drunk and high as fuck, in the scorch of the day? Now that will kill me.
But making that walk from the Liquor store to the hotel, carrying a case of beer, drunk and high as fuck, in the scorch of the day? Now that will kill me.
Funerary_Doom
My head is bloody, but unbowed.
Hahaha I never planned on living passed 60 anyways 
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If food and booze were free (and tickets weren't over $300) could totally handle that like every month.
. If food and booze were free (and tickets weren't over $300) could totally handle that like every month.
Some pics from the fest. Thanks to Nicole, she captured some good ones.
Nicole and I hammered the first night
Schmidt telling me how im not Trve.
Guy pondering about life, while Vince and I talk about pussy.
This fucking Guy and I. Drunk. As. Fuck.
Thug Life.
Taken right before Schmidt raped me. It wasnt enjoyable, but atleast it didnt last long.
Nicole and I hammered the first night
Schmidt telling me how im not Trve.
Guy pondering about life, while Vince and I talk about pussy.
This fucking Guy and I. Drunk. As. Fuck.
Thug Life.
Taken right before Schmidt raped me. It wasnt enjoyable, but atleast it didnt last long.
Dak
mentat
V.V.V.V.V.
Houses Ov Mercury
Cody, did you actually take video like it appeared you were during Schmidt and I poorly singing Necropolis? I wanna see that if you did. NO SHAME.
I did take video. But it was a snapchat. I know, fail.
We all were singing dude. Then we went to the Riddle Master and shit got real.
We all were singing dude. Then we went to the Riddle Master and shit got real.
V.V.V.V.V.
Houses Ov Mercury
