me and my crazy compulsive thoughts

I always wake up wondering if my dog is dead. He's about 17 and sleeps on the end of my bed. And doesn't really move at all in his sleep.
 
i also have been having this compulsive thought that i will gain a ridiculous amount of weight in a matter of weeks. like, say, 30 pounds. for no reason. and no one will warn me.
 
i'm totally out of control in the head right now and unfortunately my new roommate has a GUEST over and i can't freak out in the least.
 
well i guess we're trying to impress her with normalness right now so i'm playing off the crazy-town and playing up the decency.
 
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