Meeting the Band

[Grimes]

Yeah you'll have to bring your girlfriend and a couple bottles of Jack Daniels to meet the band.

 

[The Bringer]

No no no, from across the parking lot yell

"HEY ALEXI WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU PLAY IN THE SHADOWS?! I WANTED TO HEAR TRIPLE CORPSE HAMMERBLOW!"

 

[KenShiRo]

if your bringing a bottle of JD, tell alexi when he's drunk u'll trad the bottle for his guitar

 

[S.I.D.]

so all summed up: get 1000 USD , bring ur girlfriend along :Smug: , buy some jack daniels n other stuff they might like , also include some lucky strike cigis , come at 4 pm or as early as possible ... search for their tour bus or hope to coincidentally find a lonely alexi in the middle of nowhere, then enjoy the show , later hunt around for doors they might exit from ... n ya, u'll either have leg pain , an empty wallet n an angry girlfriend or u might actually succeed ... good luck anyway

 

[Turbo]

and dress as a tart

 

[metalhatebreeder]

Long hair and big boobs

 

[Turbo]

madonna boobs and blonde hair

 

[Leandro]

either alexi has a tiny signature, or thats a huge pick!

Shh, don't tell the n00bs!!
I'm trying to get my job done here mmmkay?

 

[Turbo]

who moved this shit in here?

 

[Excess]

Long hair and big boobs

Fuck, then I'm out of the legaue then!

eeh

 

[derek]

^Yeah...but your still do-able

 

[Excess]

^Yeah...but your still do-able

Geez, "thanks" haha

 

[derek]

your more than welcome

 

[Serephidian*]

damn right

 

[Darkest Maiden]

YE that should work.

If you are a girl, or bring a girl, make sure she's got her boobies out. That should work.

 

[bodomite]

ask them why they have nude posters of madonna on thier bus

 

[Missery]

YE that should work.

If you are a girl, or bring a girl, make sure she's got her boobies out. That should work.

:Smug: ghosh, can you get even more cliché????? well guys n galls, think what you want. and let everybody make his/her own experiences.