Metal Archives - Still Life

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Blopeth, lol. Every so often I read UltraBoris's reviews for a laugh.

lol
i had a laugh at blowpeth too.
My brother often tries to stir me up by calling them slowpeth.
but never really works.
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Also lols @ this

sounding like bad Arch Enemy riffs, being played by a guitarist who has been shot in the ass by a tranquiliser dart

 

[HemeHaci]

Yeah that guy attracted my attention before too, read his other reviews.. He is a retard not to be taken seriously, his understanding of metal is limited to riffs being played over 200 bps

 

[Kamel]

That's what i wanted to read hahahaaaa

"if it's not like Archenemy, Black Sabbath and Bruce dickinson, than it's not Good metal"

OMG, I think my conception of metal has been severaly damaged and dramatically changed...

 

[Xarthaz]

Boris just didnt get it. Its hard to blame him, many people share the same opinion. Its pretty hard to decipher Opeths riffs and make sense of them in the context of a whole song and understand the structure of building tension and resolving it.

 

[stefan86]

All of UltraBoris reviews are ridicilously fun. I usually skim through them at work for giggles

 

[Annihilat0r]

I thought it was funny, get over it

 

[NicholasDWolfwood]

ultraboris' reviews are hilarious, and they all have some semblance of reasoning behind them. hence why they stay.