metal paddy is back

[metal paddy]

Do you wear a track-suit and buy jewellery at Argos?

YEAH BRUV I DO I THOUGHT ALL THE METAL MODS DID

will all the chicks i know love paddys look


and i said to DINGO DOG JOE last nite if he comes at me

he will be the one who will be pricing up the celling for two coats of paint not me bruv

mind u i do feel a bit bad he had just caught me in bed with his woman

 

[Faint]

 

[cookiecutter]

brilliant

 

[mutantllama]

YEAH BRUV I DO I THOUGHT ALL THE METAL MODS DID

will all the chicks i know love paddys look


and i said to DINGO DOG JOE last nite if he comes at me

he will be the one who will be pricing up the celling for two coats of paint not me bruv

mind u i do feel a bit bad he had just caught me in bed with his woman

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

mind u i do feel a bit bad he had just caught me in bed with his woman

That's our Paddy!!! :Smokin: :Smokin: :Smokin:

 

[Fenrisúlfr]

mind u i do feel a bit bad he had just caught me in bed with his woman

A bit implausible considering she's about 10'000km from The City.

Still though, you could not get an erection from viewing a female if your life depended on it.

 

[False Joe]

Still though, you could not get an erection from viewing a female if your life depended on it.

fuck you on about son?
paddy'll fucking knock you out :Smokin::Smokin::Smokin:

 

[Fenrisúlfr]

Paddy sounds like he gets beatings on a daily basis from a rival gaggle of chavs at the council estate. Sadly, given his banter, it appears he took one too many to the head and his only means of future sustenance is inside the dole office.

I'd come over and whack him over the head with a rolled-up edition of the Financial Times, but that would be disrespectful....
to the newspaper. I'd have to find a copy of the Daily Mail or The Guardian in lieu.

 

[mutantllama]

Paddy will fucking fly at you. I would watch my back if I were you.

 

[Fenrisúlfr]

His insipid banter only serves to makes me thankful for each and every IQ point I was endowed with. All the Special Brew apparently rendered his cranium useless.

 

[cookiecutter]

you best be joking bruv

 

[Fenrisúlfr]

I am; it is all in good fun. If it was serious, would I be posting about it on a message board?

 

[cookiecutter]

I know, I was just trying to be in keeping with the spirit of the thread

 

[Fenrisúlfr]

My apologies for the gaffe, I already flung enough shit that such a clarification may have been necessary

 

[metal paddy]

His insipid banter only serves to makes me thankful for each and every IQ point I was endowed with. All the Special Brew apparently rendered his cranium useless.

AH SO SUE ME BUD

I have been drinking smokin and hangin with the chicks since I was eight so I aint gonna stop now ..

As I said 2 a good pal of mine SUCK A FART OUT OF MY HAIRY ASS BUD U WIIL NOT NEED 2 EAT FOR A WEEK

 

[DarkBliss]

AH SO SUE ME BUD



SUCK A FART OUT OF MY HAIRY ASS BUD U WIIL NOT NEED 2 EAT FOR A WEEK

Weekly iron intake right there.

 

[Fenrisúlfr]

AH SO SUE ME BUD

I have been drinking smokin and hangin with the chicks since I was eight so I aint gonna stop now ..

As I said 2 a good pal of mine SUCK A FART OUT OF MY HAIRY ASS BUD U WIIL NOT NEED 2 EAT FOR A WEEK

Methinks nature already sued you. And won.

 

[DarkBliss]

Ugh, you're taking this internet business too seriously, man.

 

[Fenrisúlfr]

Nope; I just like flame wars

 

[False Joe]

Nope; I just like flame wars

you dont get a flame war off paddy bruv.
u just get the flame of his cigar in your face :Smokin::Smokin: