metal paddy is back

oh yeah i can tell u about a band i see a few weeks back bruv


they are: The Mad Dog Sad Dog a local band thrash metal bruv

things were going well till the singer stuck his hand down the back of his pants and wiped it on my face

well i fuckin belted him from one end of the stage to the other

and do not worry he did not get up

and then my chick had a row with his chick so i belted her too

and do not worry she never got up

oh listen bruv i really am a man of peace