Metallica - Death Magnetic

Metallica sold out when they kicked Mustaine out.
No wait, Metallica sold out when Cliff died.
Shit.. Metallica sold out when they cut their pubes.
No, thats not it... Metallica sold out after they REGREW their pubes.
Fuck me! Metallica sold IN when they got the bearded hippy to listen to their music!

Metallica is Metallica, pooboys!
 
Today on their Mission Metallica videos, they're talking about having an Instrumental.
 
The only Metallica album that really has "heart" is Justice, solely for the death of Cliff Burton and the removal of the bass.