Metallica's new freak project record

[metallicdistort]

Everything sounds like Spiderman kinda

 

[Alteredmindeath]

Can we see your spidercock?

 

[metallicdistort]

Sure,

http://spidermanporn.net/

 

[Chipmonkcheeks]

 

[Alteredmindeath]

I figured you collected pictures of Superhero cocks. You seem just like that type of guy.

 

[Chipmonkcheeks]

A Spider Punch is performed when receiving oral sex from a female just before you ejaculate you pull your cock out of her mouth and cum in your hand. Once you have a nice wad of cum in your hand you fling it at her like a spider web and then punch her in the nose and make her bleed. The Spider punch is typically given as payback or revenge.

When your fisting someone and your hand is in their ass, you spread out your fingers as wide as you can and yell: SPIDER!!!

Wow.

 

[metallicdistort]

That's even better than the Superman

 

[Alteredmindeath]

Again. You boys should start your own superhero buttfuck service.

 

[metallicdistort]

I know I am.

 

[Chipmonkcheeks]

Wa Me crank dat Souljah boy now superman dat hoe.

That was superman used in context by Urban Dictionary.
I didn't realise that they are actually the lyrics to that song. Shit comercial rap is fucked.

 

[Vamos]

 

[metallica144]

 

[Chipmonkcheeks]

WE ARE FORGETTING!!!

Lest we forget....

 

[Chipmonkcheeks]

 

[Alteredmindeath]

Anybody up for Superhero porn?

 

[metallicdistort]

 

[Alteredmindeath]

I'll be Superman who can be Spiderman so I can Superfuck them in the arseholez.

 

[Chipmonkcheeks]

I'll be Superman who can be Spiderman so I can Superfuck them in the arseholez.

Or you could wank in your hand and sorta do a spiderman and then superman yourself!!!
Or pretend that you are the hoe from the Soljah boi

 

[metallicdistort]

Silly AMD, Spiderman would fuck Superman in the arsehole.

 

[Alteredmindeath]

I know but we could try something different asswipe.