WeirdGray
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Thanks for these remindings
It was an awesome night.. They came to Turkey 2006 March. For a moment at middle of gig Mikael said: "My dick is small so I don't fuck you tonight" and then there was a slince for a few seconds..
Mikael's live quotes
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Thanks for these remindings
It was an awesome night.. They came to Turkey 2006 March. For a moment at middle of gig Mikael said: "My dick is small so I don't fuck you tonight" and then there was a slince for a few seconds..
Zephyros
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I were there too. amazing that it was nearly dead silent to and the only one that you could hear was Mike and those two guys.
Mike did a pretty funny presentation of Axe too at that concert but I can't remember it something about Axe being a band-hora (band-whore since he had done a lot of work in many other bands before "settling" in Opeth).
Onta
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At Hellfest in France 08.
I'm not sure if these are the exact words he used, it was hot & I'd had a beer or three.
"It's so great to play here at Hellfest. There are so many great bands playing here except for Opeth. We are Immense."
"We are going to play for you a song from the new album called Heir Apparent, it's about the piece of skin between the pussy & the ass."
I'm not sure if these are the exact words he used, it was hot & I'd had a beer or three.
"It's so great to play here at Hellfest. There are so many great bands playing here except for Opeth. We are Immense."
"We are going to play for you a song from the new album called Heir Apparent, it's about the piece of skin between the pussy & the ass."
Birmingham, UK, 08 I think?
First time they'd ever played Wreath live
"So, we've never played this song before, so if we fuck it up... well" *gives the finger* "fuck you!"
The band proceed to play Wreath absolutely flawlessly, and as soon as the last note is played...
*gives the finger* "fuck you!"
First time they'd ever played Wreath live
"So, we've never played this song before, so if we fuck it up... well" *gives the finger* "fuck you!"
The band proceed to play Wreath absolutely flawlessly, and as soon as the last note is played...
*gives the finger* "fuck you!"
grey knight
Etheraven
Sometime in the future;
Audience: "Reverie/Harlequin forest!"
Mike: Ok.
I wish...
Edit: also to up this great thread!
Audience: "Reverie/Harlequin forest!"
Mike: Ok.
I wish...
Edit: also to up this great thread!
At the Dublin gig...
Mike (pointing to a guy): "Why are you here? Cos we fucking rule."
Mike (another guy): "You? To see our sexy bodies."
Mike (third guy): "And you? To make us dinner afterwards."
Mike: "You're not afraid of ballads are you? Do you want to dance?"
Mike: "I wanna see lighters in the air. NO cellphones. We're gonna play one from - that's a cellphone - Damnation."
Mike (pointing to a guy): "Why are you here? Cos we fucking rule."
Mike (another guy): "You? To see our sexy bodies."
Mike (third guy): "And you? To make us dinner afterwards."
Mike: "You're not afraid of ballads are you? Do you want to dance?"
Mike: "I wanna see lighters in the air. NO cellphones. We're gonna play one from - that's a cellphone - Damnation."
Bleakest Harvest
\m/Misanthropic Hippy\m/
Haha that was classic!
Also at the Dublin gig Last night:
Mike: (takes his guitar and holds it out to the audience like a phallus, and gets the audience to basically maul his guitar...does this for a few minutes...)
Mike: (holds up guitar and kisses it)
Mike: "It has been blessed"
"Welcome to this grothole. We are only paying here because we always wanted to play in a fucking grothole!" - at Blank Canvas in Leeds, which is basically a bar under some railway arches and a few portable heaters, or thereabouts.
"Of course there are other great bands from Sweden... Abba, Roxette, Europe, Arse Enema. Don't worry, Arse Enema are our friends."
"We are not going to play another song until you name all the members of Europe... This next one is called Joey Tempest is a cunt."
"I love you... Cool, meet me out back. Bring the double intruders."
"Of course there are other great bands from Sweden... Abba, Roxette, Europe, Arse Enema. Don't worry, Arse Enema are our friends."
"We are not going to play another song until you name all the members of Europe... This next one is called Joey Tempest is a cunt."
"I love you... Cool, meet me out back. Bring the double intruders."
during the progressive nation tour in minneapolis...
mikael: "as the famous dee snyder once said...
its time to rock out....with our cocks.....in"
starts playing baying of the hounds
mikael: "as the famous dee snyder once said...
its time to rock out....with our cocks.....in"
starts playing baying of the hounds
Last night at Shepherds Bush Empire:
Mike, whilst introducing band members, something to the effect of "and standing over there on keyboards...........we shaved off all our pubes and taped them to his face.......per wiberg!'
and about Axe 'The guy has the most metal sounding name of us all, it has two metal words in, Axe..........and Rot!!'
After leaning his guitar over into the crowd where it was almost wrestled from his hands and took a big struggle to get it back *smiling* "ok, that was a bad idea!........hmm still in tune!"
Mike, whilst introducing band members, something to the effect of "and standing over there on keyboards...........we shaved off all our pubes and taped them to his face.......per wiberg!'
and about Axe 'The guy has the most metal sounding name of us all, it has two metal words in, Axe..........and Rot!!'
After leaning his guitar over into the crowd where it was almost wrestled from his hands and took a big struggle to get it back *smiling* "ok, that was a bad idea!........hmm still in tune!"
noura
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Didn't he say "He shaved off all our pubes and attached then to his face"? That was hilarious.
Did you see his expression when he was trying to get the guitar back? The guy who was pulling it who was right next to me got a talking to: Mike: you (better) fucking let go *wags finger* LOL
Did you see his expression when he was trying to get the guitar back? The guy who was pulling it who was right next to me got a talking to: Mike: you (better) fucking let go *wags finger* LOL
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That is genious....I thought I was fuckin random but Mikael has the shit beat out of me.
SeViMeTaL
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The Netherlands, Baarlo, 2000:
Guy: "Mike, are you stoned?"
Mike: "Yes, we are." Smiles from one ear to another.
Germany, Essen or Bochum, 2004-2005:
Guitar was put out of tune and Mike says: "Scooter fucked up my guitar"
Guy: "Mike, are you stoned?"
Mike: "Yes, we are." Smiles from one ear to another.
Germany, Essen or Bochum, 2004-2005:
Guitar was put out of tune and Mike says: "Scooter fucked up my guitar"
Last night at Shepherds Bush Empire:
Mike, whilst introducing band members, something to the effect of "and standing over there on keyboards...........we shaved off all our pubes and taped them to his face.......per wiberg!'
and about Axe 'The guy has the most metal sounding name of us all, it has two metal words in, Axe..........and Rot!!'
After leaning his guitar over into the crowd where it was almost wrestled from his hands and took a big struggle to get it back *smiling* "ok, that was a bad idea!........hmm still in tune!"
Yeah that was funny actually, especially when that guy tried to nick the guitar
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