Tuesday in Amsterdam:
"I've got a piece of hair stuck somewhere down my throat. I think I might start vomiting... on YOU! *pointing at someone in the audience*"
"This is Mendez. He sees his guitar as an extension of his cock. He likes to play around with it quite a lot. *crowd cheering MARTIN* That's about enough! Save all your energy.. for ME!*"
"Today I visited a coffee shop for the first time in my life. And I might be the first person who actually drank coffee there."
"This is the first concert that was sold out on this tour. Which means only one thing: You guys.. are fucking high indeed."
"I have good and bad news. The good news: This is the last song. The bad news? This is the last song."
Rofl. That's amazing. I totally mishear that whole chorus all the time. Not sure why.on sunday in vienna (this might be known anyway, i don't know...i thought it was hilarious ...):
mikael tells a story about recording "harvest". he refers to the lyric part mourner's lament but it's me who's the martyr...
mikael: "when i came out of the recording room, everyone was laughing. i said, why are you laughing? then steven wilson said: those lyrics sounded like....born of cement, but it's me who's tomato"
(audience cheers and laughs)
then mikael says, that he is sorry if we now can't listen to that song again without having to think about that misheard part*.
* i can't remember the exact words of what he said, but i am sure you get the idea
*before watershed was released*
Mike : im going to play 5 songs and if you guess all of them we'll play an encore
*plays 4 songs*
*plays coil*
everyone yells out "coil"
Mike: How the fuck do you know that
lol i remember that, that was the montreal show
Same night he said something like;
"This guitar is in an open D minor tuning. so that when i strum all the strings, it makes a pretty chord. who. the fuck. cares." then played BotH iirc
In Vienna last Sunday:
"We played golf today... on the X-Box. How's that for heavy metal credibility?"
I remember that at the show, fun dayWiltern, LA
"If you don't like this song, it means that you're a retard. So this is like... a big IQ test."
"It's little Rock n Roll tune, very soft."
*Plays Deliverance*