Misheard Opeth Lyrics

[Cephalanthera]

In Benighted, even though i know he didn't REALLY say this, it sounded like he said "Saw you the night I bought you fries" when he really says "Saw you benighted by your fright" :Spin:

hahahah nice spinning face after. but yeah it definately sounds like he says buy you fries.

 

[LifeDepraved]

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! for about 3 days i thought during the acoustic part of godheads lament, mikael was saying "what would they care if i was gaayyy, no one would know Hoommmmmooooooooooo"

LOL I just heard it...HAHAHA. I can't fucking stop laughing haha. Then he says "What would they care if I was straight, no one should know, ohhhhh hooooo"

 

[T-Rat]

Hoooomooooooooooooo!

 

[Vehemens]

wow im kinda surprised at this thread

but anyway my friend doesn't like metal except for reason likes Master's Apprentice and one day he wrote out his interpretation of their lyrics.
and i think its hillarious

Hehehe it is funny reading those lyrics along with the song!

I don't think it's been mentioned but the line in Windowpane "His hand is waving a goodbye..." kinda sounds like "Santa's waving a goodbye..." Hahaha...

At first most Opeth lyrics (well, most bands with growling/screaming vocals) sounds like gibberish so there's plenty of misheard lyrics.

 

[Deadly Badgers]

First post here, and I know this topic's old, but I have to give it some credit.

It made me laugh, big time..

Especially the deadly badgers, of course.
Along with the website www.badgerbadgerbadger.com downright hilarious...

 

[Demon of the Fall]

Harverst: It's my who's the martyr => It's me who's tomato!

 

[bigbear]

For the first few times I listened to "Benighted"
I thought he was singing "cave man distorted your sight"
but really its "what came and distorted your sight"...around "1:50"

 

[ginkgothian]

"Melinda is the reason why I've cummed"

 

[Evil Ernie]

"Melinda is the reason why I've cummed"

nice one

 

[Deadly Badgers]

Goat caress meant nothing

The Moor, such a bestiality song.....

 

[dorian gray]

the fact that the guy actually sat down and wrote phony lyrics to what he heard in masters was enough to make me laugh then when i read them i laughed so hard i cried. thats awesome.
i almost never read lyrics because A) im too lazy and fairly apathetic towards what they have to say and B) its funnier to not know and still years after listening, i still think hes saying "its me whos tomato..."

"im stayin. im finishin my coffee....enjoyin my coffee." - walter

 

[Anarkissed]

HAHAHAHAHA
this is the funniest thread i've read in months!

 

[Anarkissed]

*bump*

c'mon people i want more!

 

[dorian gray]

"hey, this is a private residence, man."
"forget about the fucking toe!"
"theres no reason - theres no FUCKING reason...."
"that rug really tied the room together."

we *are* talking about the big lebowski right?

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

"du meinst, der teppich hat das zimmer gerade erst gemütlich gemacht?"

great movie

 

[squeemu]

I used to hear "The Cavemen distorted your sight." Instead of "What came and distorted your sight." on Benighted. I'm sure there are many more, but this is the one I remember best. Oh yes, I also used to hear "I find trust in Him" on White Cluster

 

[Stoner Sioux]

In Harvest when he says "sweat breaks on my brow" before I looked at the lyrics I thought he said "snowflakes in my mouth" hahaha

 

[Deadly Badgers]

Just wanted to see if my favorite thread was still here
(even though the badminton-thread is almost equally good)

And now I even have a matching avatar

I'm so proud...........

All explanations: www.badgerbadgerbadger.com

Deadly badgers laid my wreath

 

[Knappen]

Serenity Painted Death

Reach out for my bourbon tree
Voices fell like marble
No locker by my side
Candle that would lick her

Reaching for your bracer
The retard reflects the shafts
Red drives an echo
Mentoring the silence

White face haggard grin, the serenity painted death
With the hate of Finnish feet
It's like a barrel filled with blood
White face haggard grin, the serenity painted death
With the anal of bitter disease
Am I paralyzed with naked breath

For her fey hen
Blank stare into me
Clenched fist from her
The beautiful pain

Yeah, the treacher
Dealing within the recreates
Birthcontroll, dreaming my flesh
Plastic rage
There's a chantrall falling
Each and everyone
Will tie up my hands
How can I in one posiblon
At last we can tear our wind down
Dying from strength
Flicker and run

(solo)

Pay with the man
The way hurt in concious stain
The phantoms are in destiny's hands
Underneath were holding latches
Sweden fills any who be tokens
Starlit shadows on the wall
Finally they're to collect me
From the wells of sin

White face...blah,blah,blah



BTW... I'd really like a bourbon tree.

 

[Nico]

If you happen to find a spare one of these bourbon trees you speak of... consider me an interested drinker... uh... bidder.