Missouri woman in bathroom for two years, toilet seat surgically removed

[Reverand Joint Smoker]

Missouri woman in bathroom for two years, toilet seat surgically removed
Anyone else hear this on the news this morning? Apparently some woman in Missouri refused to come out of the john for two years. Was living with her boyfriend and I guess he brought her food but she refused to come out. They said that the skin on her ass had grown around the toilet seat and they had to remove the seat and bring it with her to the hospital to surgically pry it off of her ass. The muscles in her legs atrophied so she couldn't stand up if she wanted. I'm wondering what the hell is wrong with the boyfriend. Wouldn't you break up with your girlfriend after about the first hour or so, and tell the police to do a wellness check on her? There are some wierd people out there but this one has to take the cake.

WBBM radio reported this morning that one of the cops said something to the effect of, "there are a lot of unanswered questions surrounding this case"

Here's a link:

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[Shmu]

Thats disgusting

 

[ms. anthrope]

gross!!!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

... i think cara should try to beat that record.

 

[slashvanyoung]

That was already floating through our newspapers today. Sure that this isn't a hoax?

 

[Reverand Joint Smoker]

Seeing it was from Missouri, most likely not. It was all over CNN and such as well. I congradulate the human race for never ceasing to amaze me sometimes.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

after eating that pizza i feel like i am probably gonna be on the toilet for more or less two years.

 

[Lord Foul]

Makes me proud of my home state. *sniff*

Can I get a Mizzou-RAH!

 

[Shmu]

I'll never poo again in the bathroom , only in nature !

 

[Captain Beard]

Now that's what I call sarding.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I wonder if they fucked during that time.

 

[Nightshade]

Seems to me like, given her position BJs would have been more prudent.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Surely he didn't go down on her.

 

[Chromatose]

so I guess he had a 2nd bathroom then, either that or he had to poo in a bucket for 2 years.

 

[Lunar Still]

so I guess he had a 2nd bathroom then, either that or he had to poo in a bucket for 2 years.

Or if they only had one, perhaps he just had her eat everything he excreted, thus solving the problem of food as well.

 

[Lord Foul]

Or if they only had one, perhaps he just had her eat everything he excreted, thus solving the problem of food as well.

Well, there are a good number of people of German descent in Missouri.

 

[Lunar Still]

Yes, as a person of German ancestry I enjoy a good turd sandwich every now and again.

 

[Lord Foul]

It's the way of your people. Nobody is judging.


Shit eating is the basis for German-Japanese cooperation during WWII

 

[Lunar Still]

How did the Italians fit in, I wonder?

 

[Lord Foul]

Italians are just douchebags; they'll join up with any megalomaniacal dictator types.

They are U.S. allies, after all.