Mix/master a 5 song EP for my Rock band- Midi drums, DI bass and guitars $400 o.b.o.

Hey guys,
I took some time off to go to grad school and start a business, but I've ultimately been sucked back into writing/recording music again. This time it's just for fun and not to make a living. :wave:

I've recorded a 5 song EP for my band in logic and would love to hear some mixes from you all.

We can offer $400USD via paypal to whomever we decide to have mix the whole 5 song project.

Basically the guy is saying:
I used to be like you trying to make money off audio,then I went to school instead,opened a REAL business,so now I can pay you schmucks $80 a song to mix.
because why bother with this myself when I already got like 35 "professionals" begging for the job.

P.S. I'm surprised to see so many UK entries. Fifty fucking quid is massive ….