More of a dick?

[V.V.V.V.V.]

True, I mainly post things dickishly out of anger and impulsiveness.

 

[DarkBliss]

The most talented dick was undoubtedly Scourge of God. It didn't matter that most of his insults were at the level of third-grade bullshit, it still hurt(because otherwise, no one would have replied to his posts).

 

[Cythraul]

Falco/SoG/PE/My Man Mahmoud/Laeth Maclaurie is hilarious. I have an internet mancrush on him. I eagerly await his next incarnation around these parts.

Demiurge was cool too. He stopped posting right around when he started going to grad school for philosophy. My friend used to talk to him on AIM and told me he used to talk about how he would "beat up my pals" for fun or some shit like that. He's a weird guy. I always thought he was kind of old, but he's actually my age.

 

[DarkBliss]

Re: Falco

I eagerly await his next incarnation around these parts.

So do I.
Just thinking about all the unused syntactic configurations of homoerotic and racial slurs that are yet at his disposal, makes me salivate in anticipation
What a freaking erudite this guy [was]*, huh?

edit:
I mean, "is", unless he succumbed to alcohol poisoning and died suddenly.

 

[Deicidal]

No one talks shit about V5 but V5!! He will become the only highlander!!

 

[Onder]

Jesus christ. Sometimes I feel like in a fucking school on girls toilets where 13 years old pussies try to put in their first tampon in together and they chat about Brad and Mike being deycks because they don't let each other play snake II on their brand new nokia cellphone. They're all concerned only about their pubic hair finally growing out of their fresh young soft skin and their boyfriends who're pretty badass because they've bought cigars and puff in front of school no matter their parents. Now guys, I'm not defending Andy or Nec, that's not really what concerns me. Thing is that you all act like little girls and so I'm telling you to fuck off. Yes, fuck all of you guys FUCK YOU. I'm finished.

 

[Onder]

"Oh my god Andy didn't wash his hands did you know thaaat??" "Naaawww, maybe he's even worse than Matt who didn't wash the blackboard yesterday even when he was told to!" JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. Only reason I don't leave this boards is because you're like children and yes I have feelings even if they're somewhat hidden deep in me. What would happen if you left 50 children alone? Hell. Sodom. Mayhem. You would all fucking die do you know it?? And guys. I'm here to take care of you. I'm your fucking father and I won't let you down.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Dude, I love you.

 

[Heat Mizer]

That rant brought a tear to my eye.

 

[Crimson Velvet]

ha, i actually like PE though, cynical is just an annoying dickhole. NOKTURNAL MORTUM ARE FAGGOTH, DEATHSPELL OMEGA IS SQUARE DANCE METAL, THE CHASM ARE MARDUK WANNABES, god. demiurge was the best 'cause he was an actual sociopath nutcase with aspergers, and you could never tell if his funny posts were meant to be funny or not (some of them definitely were). he used to just come out with really weird info about himself, like the fact that when lightbulbs go out in his house he just stops using the rooms they're in because he can't be bothered to change them and he can just stay in the remaining rooms, and the fact that he watches VCRs of people getting tortured whilst sipping iced tea.

and then there's bikermicefrommars/baxter who just used to post half-witted falco-esque one liners, and divine_intent who after every falco post would say stuff like "yeah you bunch of jews" or "yeah fuck the degenerate masses" and he was actually serious i think. and of course prozak who has his own brand of insanity. god i'd love to meet some of these people i swear

Hahaha, you just summarized most of the reasons why I am still reading these forums. I just hope one day, someone will come and make it all worthwhile again...

Falco/SoG/PE/My Man Mahmoud/Laeth Maclaurie is hilarious. I have an internet mancrush on him. I eagerly await his next incarnation around these parts.

His accounts get banned faster and faster, though, and all evidence erased.

 

[Black Friday]

V5 seems more reasonable dick while Dodens is just a dick.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Who's this Erik guy? I used to post on the same forum as a guy named Erik who was the biggest fucking asshole ever, and i know that he used to post on UM like 5-6 years or so ago too.

He used to be the mod here, then he went mental and quit the internet and got himself banned.

Also, Onder's rant -

 

[Vossyrus]

Jesus christ. Sometimes I feel like in a fucking school on girls toilets where 13 years old pussies try to put in their first tampon in together and they chat about Brad and Mike being deycks because they don't let each other play snake II on their brand new nokia cellphone. They're all concerned only about their pubic hair finally growing out of their fresh young soft skin and their boyfriends who're pretty badass because they've bought cigars and puff in front of school no matter their parents. Now guys, I'm not defending Andy or Nec, that's not really what concerns me. Thing is that you all act like little girls and so I'm telling you to fuck off. Yes, fuck all of you guys FUCK YOU. I'm finished.

 

[Vitor]

Who's this Erik guy? I used to post on the same forum as a guy named Erik who was the biggest fucking asshole ever, and i know that he used to post on UM like 5-6 years or so ago too.

another big dave, probably

 

[CF87]

Onder, he is your father.

What would happen if you left 50 children alone? Hell. Sodom. Mayhem. You would all fucking die do you know it?? And guys. I'm here to take care of you. I'm your fucking father and I won't let you down.

greatest post ever.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Where was he from?

Not sure, he was still mod when I joined, but not for very long after. Sweden I think?

 

[~Neurotica]

another big dave, probably

lol

Erik is from Sweden. And his being an asshole is awesome.

 

[no country for old wainds]

Falco/SoG/PE/My Man Mahmoud/Laeth Maclaurie is hilarious. I have an internet mancrush on him. I eagerly await his next incarnation around these parts.

Demiurge was cool too. He stopped posting right around when he started going to grad school for philosophy. My friend used to talk to him on AIM and told me he used to talk about how he would "beat up my pals" for fun or some shit like that. He's a weird guy. I always thought he was kind of old, but he's actually my age.

i could seriously make a list of over 100 usernames falco's used over the years. he used to troll EVERYTHING, like i used to post on a random movie forum and suddenly falco turns up and starts ranting about how starship troopers sucks and the seventh seal rules. he also used to troll the marilyn manson forums among other places. my mancrush is bigger than yours

when i get back online at home i'll have a look at my msn chatlogs 'cause i remember having an epic discussion about demiurge and finding loads of weird ass shit he posted. i remember he claimed to have once been in prison, repeatedly referred to his job as 'i get hired to do odds and ends' and kept insisting there was no such thing as the mafia (he's an italian-american new yorker incidentally). he moderates the phora board and last i checked still posts there regularly, mostly about philosophy. he's really embraced his autism now, he's like mr logic.

i remember when he had his location as 'sodom' and int asked him 'do you really live in sodom' and he replied 'It certainly seems like it.' that was genius.

while we're on the topic of people i miss: profanity.

 

[Vilden]

Where was he from?

Norrland.

 

[Vilden]

while we're on the topic of people i miss: profanity.

Profanity ruled. But Lyle was the best poster to ever post here!