More Random Stuff

I have a new game. It's called "Hide And Seek Buddy".

You go in the basement, and before Buddy can follow you down there, hide around the corner near the mini fridge. He runs right past you, looks around all confused, then lays down. Wait a minute, then whisper "Buddy" and he'll start looking all over again, then he will get up and walk under the computer, then into the other half of the basement. At this point, you can throw a beer cap across the room to get his attention over there. Keep going until he finds you or you start laughing and give up your position. This game only works for 2 players. I've done it 3 times now.
 
This is pretty random... I think there is some kind of infestation in my garage...

Mike came over to get some of his shit, and he heard this noise coming from the ceiling. At first I thought it was the cat eating on the other side of the wall, but no, god forbid something that easy would happen to me. There's like this crunching scurrying sound coming from the ceiling. Like there's a billion ants up there. Every time Chuck drums, eggs and / or bugs fall outta there.

I wonder why? I mean, we got the tiles from a field, and they were sitting there for 3 years... yay.

Also - anyone who practiced in my garage will remember this bullshit...

"Don't leave any food or food trash or soda cans laying around in here... I don't want bugs..." - my mom.

So guess what's in the garage 24 / 7?

A big ass bowl of dry cat food, and 2 dishes of wet cat food. What the fuck? Are you kidding me?

Like that douche at the end of Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 says... "YOU WILL NEVER WIN!!!"
 
This is pretty random... I think there is some kind of infestation in my garage...

Mike came over to get some of his shit, and he heard this noise coming from the ceiling. At first I thought it was the cat eating on the other side of the wall, but no, god forbid something that easy would happen to me. There's like this crunching scurrying sound coming from the ceiling. Like there's a billion ants up there. Every time Chuck drums, eggs and / or bugs fall outta there.

I wonder why? I mean, we got the tiles from a field, and they were sitting there for 3 years... yay.

Also - anyone who practiced in my garage will remember this bullshit...

"Don't leave any food or food trash or soda cans laying around in here... I don't want bugs..." - my mom.

So guess what's in the garage 24 / 7?

A big ass bowl of dry cat food, and 2 dishes of wet cat food. What the fuck? Are you kidding me?

Like that douche at the end of Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 says... "YOU WILL NEVER WIN!!!"

you want some cheese with your wine?
 
I dare anyone to top this...

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p.s. (fat kid spotted something) is that pile of ostrich shit on that plate California's excuse for pizza?
 
Ok, here's a random story.

I put that $20 burger I got from the diner (well I guess the $15 burger, Nick gave me 5 bucks) in Doty's fridge. 3 hours later, it's not there anymore, and no one saw it, AND there's no trash from it either.

I think that fucking ghost that lives in the Mexican kid painting took it. Fucking bastard. I can't even do anything to him because Buddy's the only one who can see him.