I heard that guy's cock is big or something.
Somehow, I'm not at all surprised...
http://dave.millar.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/outwithbang.php
Ok, here's a random story.
I put that $20 burger I got from the diner (well I guess the $15 burger, Nick gave me 5 bucks) in Doty's fridge. 3 hours later, it's not there anymore, and no one saw it, AND there's no trash from it either.
I think that fucking ghost that lives in the Mexican kid painting took it. Fucking bastard. I can't even do anything to him because Buddy's the only one who can see him.
So when you are not piss drunk and calling me 6 times in one night to tell me about ghetto hookers and trash cans, you are dead serious?! Where is the middle ground, man?!
Perhaps derek ate it and disposed of the evidence just to fuck with you?