More Random Stuff

Ok, here's a random story.

I put that $20 burger I got from the diner (well I guess the $15 burger, Nick gave me 5 bucks) in Doty's fridge. 3 hours later, it's not there anymore, and no one saw it, AND there's no trash from it either.

I think that fucking ghost that lives in the Mexican kid painting took it. Fucking bastard. I can't even do anything to him because Buddy's the only one who can see him.

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Well (insert random nerd noises) if the Mogwai ate Jeff's $15 burger AFTER midnight, then it technically was on its way towards becoming a Gremlin.

Otherwise you are just both stupid.

I have 2 theories.

1. Jeff, you are drunk.

2. One of the parents got the munchies and devoured it.
 
So when you are not piss drunk and calling me 6 times in one night to tell me about ghetto hookers and trash cans, you are dead serious?! Where is the middle ground, man?!

Perhaps derek ate it and disposed of the evidence just to fuck with you?
 
So when you are not piss drunk and calling me 6 times in one night to tell me about ghetto hookers and trash cans, you are dead serious?! Where is the middle ground, man?!

Perhaps derek ate it and disposed of the evidence just to fuck with you?

You don't understand. AGAIN. I WAS piss drunk when I called you a million times from CA, I have been sober since I came back to PA.
 
Completely random but, I quit smoking.

On my 6th week.

And yes, I want a cigarette everyday.
 
I have a plan. What if we all smoke so much that the entire world's supply of tobacco runs out? If we smoke hard enough, tobacco could even become extinct.
 
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How long do you think until some North Korean wack job does the same thing with Human tissue?

More importantly, as this is obviously the beginning of the end - what sort of scenario do you think is now more likely for machines taking control? The Terminator, The Matrix, or The Borg?

I'm going with Terminator.

The whole thing reminds me of Mother Brain and Metroid.
 
How long do you think until some North Korean wack job does the same thing with Human tissue?

More importantly, as this is obviously the beginning of the end - what sort of scenario do you think is now more likely for machines taking control? The Terminator, The Matrix, or The Borg?

I'm going with Terminator.

The combination of drinking / lack of sleep / those fucking videos or whatever... is making my fucking head POUND.

Terminator. Definitely. Once they become too smart, they WILL get sick of our inefficient ways and slaughter us all. I am not kidding.
 
I am not usually one to bring up "ethics" but I seriously think this shit is disturbing. I understand it's for research and shit, but it still rubs me the wrong way.