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[Vincenzo]

ATTN JEFF:

 

[Kasmala]

Found by Dave.

http://www.torrentreactor.net/torre...-Non-Euclidean-Nightmare-2008-MP3-320Kbps-GMT

Pelvic Fury torrent.

Unrelated, for Jack.

 

[Vincenzo]

Yeah fuck whoever is seeding that shit! And I don't wanna hear that "Well I download it and if I like it I buy it" bullshit.

Our shit is cheap, anyone who steals it is a cafone. I appreciate the fact that people wanna hear it and all but seriously, who steals music from unsigned acts. Shit is low.

 

[Kasmala]

6 degrees outside right now, -3 if you count the wind chill. That's bullshit.

 

[Vincenzo]

6 degrees outside right now, -3 if you count the wind chill. That's bullshit.

Sure if agree

 

[Kasmala]

Alright, I'm all for "Pumphrey Style" or whatever, but what the fuck G4? You're seriously gonna have Pumphrey "hammer fist" a Wii, PS3, and a 360 to see which console will still work? Gay beyond gay. Make Pumphrey attack the actual buildings of Nintendo, Sony, and Microsoft's headquarters. Any douche can break a fucking plastic game console. "HERR DURR the PS3 still wurks!!!!"

Then they get 15 seconds to try to destroy the consoles? What the flying fuck. These dudes broke a BOWLING ALLEY with their bare hands. A fucking bowling alley. Yea, I can't believe the PlayStation got anailly raped.

G4, GTFO.

 

[Kasmala]

Worst picture ever. Photoshopped or otherwise.

I still can't believe they allowed that to happen. What the fuck.

 

[Vincenzo]

I disagree. The keith Richards Picture was far worse.

EVH - face of death, body of an 11 year old boy.

 

[Kasmala]

Ok, so last Saturday I set the DVR to record Pumphrey. I forgot about it, then today I woke up all excited because I was gonna watch the bowling alley episode. I got on the DVR and the fucking thing said the process was canceled. I asked my mom and she's like "oh sorry, I thought I accidentally started recording that so I stopped it." By the way, she never even heard of G4, and she doesn't watch any channels that are near G4 on the guide. She couldn't have just asked me if I did it? This morning she woke me up to make sure I was ok. She thought I was dead when I didn't answer her. I WAS FUCKING ASLEEP ON THE COUCH. SHE COULD SEE ME. I guess calling me to tell me "Vince has that thing" is so much more valid than asking if I tried to record a show for once.

/rant

PS - About Keith Richards up there - at least his photo is realistic.

 

[Vincenzo]

"Occupation: Artist"

That means future porn star.

I'd say she is def skinny / weird looking enough to be a model though. Sorry Jack, I know she's your jawn. Just..... something about those eyes screams "STAY AWAY" every time I look at her.

 

[Jackafur]

 

[Vincenzo]

OMG LOL ROTFULZ WAFFLKOPTR

 

[BC]

I didn't post that.

 

[Vincenzo]

I didn't post that.

..........


Someone else wanna take this?

 

[Kasmala]

And here I was, thinking that 4chan couldn't possibly have any more surprises for me.

 

[Seawall]

I didn't post that.

NO FUCKING SHIT GOOFBALL.

 

[BC]

HUUUUUUUUUUU

 

[Vincenzo]

 

[Jackafur]

Vince Im gonna have to ask you a favor and your probably not gonna wanna do it... However because of my postion at work and the way things have been going, meaning me running the office around here... I'm gonna have to ask you to take down the soulja boy video. I cant afford to catch flak from it if one of my employees sees it... Im sorry and hope you oblige <_<

 

[Vincenzo]

Fuck you jack, I am gonna post it all over the internet now.

Nah, no worries, I'll take it down now.