More Random Stuff

[Kasmala]

The Facebook thing and Jack as M. Bison made my night.

 

[Vincenzo]

omg m. bison hahaha

 

[Jackafur]

 

[Vincenzo]

lol

 

[Twan Dollaz]

anyone else think megan fox is really hot?

https://s3.amazonaws.com/cs-reginal...412565&Signature=ho7mULDl6zsvmn8aY1KEtxmJGPk=

 

[Vincenzo]

anyone else think megan fox is really hot?

https://s3.amazonaws.com/cs-reginal...412565&Signature=ho7mULDl6zsvmn8aY1KEtxmJGPk=

As long as she's not talking. Link didn't work for me though.

 

[Jackafur]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: STAR
Stranger: Fyckkxlpdodocococokemdblzpxpdldpcd
You: OPEN FIRE
Stranger: Hey
You: you are died
Stranger: Yup
Stranger: Poop cakes
You: UMMMMFFF *GRABS DICK*
Stranger: Delicous
You: I HAVE THE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWERRRRRRRRRRRR
Stranger: Yes you do
You: MY DICK HAS THE POWER OF A MILLION EXPLODING SUNS
Stranger: Now go Jack off to some porn and get a life
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: STAR
You: STAY FROSTY
Stranger: that gets annoying you know
You: OH YEA?
You: OPEN FIRE
You: NOW YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD
Stranger: oh shit...
You: IS BEING DEAD ANNOYING TOO?
Stranger: nope, im dead i can't feel a thing
You: well than
You: let me present you with this erect vieny dick
Stranger: sweet!
Stranger: it was the next object i needed to complete my quest!
You: yes to solve the puzzle
You: to move on to the temple of time
You: YOU MUST INSERT IN YOUR MOTHERS VAGINA
You: SO DEEP
You: IF YOU PULLED MY DICK OUT
You: YOU WOULD BECOME THE KING OF ENGLAND
Stranger: really
Stranger: thats awesome, il go do that
You: *PULLS DICK OUT*
You: NOW IM THE FUCKING KING OF ENGLAND
You: NOW WHAT?
You: WHAT?!
You: YOU AINT GOT SHIT
Stranger: well i guess i have to bow to the king right?
You: BOW DOWN AND SUCK MY ROYAL COCK
Stranger: can i? really? thanks it's an honor
Stranger: *sucks royal cock*
You: BLASTOISE
You: USE WATER GUN
You: PRO TIP BLASTOISE IS MY DICK AND WATER GUN IS JIZZ
You: *JIZZES*
Stranger: i could guess
You: BLASTOISE
You: USE HYDRO PUMP
You: *I JIZZ SOME MORE EXECPT MORE HEAVLY*
Stranger: mmm thats amazing
You: COUPONBUG DOT COM
You: COUPON BUG DOT COM
You: COUPON BUG DOT COM
You: COUPON BUG DOT COM
You: COUPON BUG DOT COM
You: COUPON BUG DOT COM
You: COUPON BUG DOT COM
You: COUPON BUG DOT COM
You: COUPON BUG DOT COM
You: COUPON BUG DOT COM
You: COUPON BUG DOT COM
You: COUPON BUG DOT COM
You: COUPON BUG DOT COM
You: COUPON BUG DOT COM
You: COUPON BUG DOT COM
You: COUPON BUG DOT COM
You: APLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
You: MY DICK
You: APPLY MY DICK
You: TO YO FORE HEAD
You have disconnected.

http://omegle.com/

 

[Jackafur]

i had to post this one too

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: STAR
You: STAY FROSTY
You: i said... "STAY FROSTY"
You: *AHEM* STAY FROSTY....
Stranger: okay! sorry sir!
You: OPEN FIRE
You: GO GO GO
Stranger: JUG JUG JUG JUG JUG JUG!!
Stranger: SIMMONS IS HIT!!
You: ALPHA TEXAS FOXTROT WACO DELTA CHARLIE
You: GET OUT OF THERE
You: ITS GONNA BLOOOOOOW
Stranger: SNIPER ON THE RiDGE\
You: I NEED SUPRRESIVE FIRE ON FOXTROT
Stranger: AHHHH!!!! *runs rly fast*
You: WE NEED AIR SUPPORT
You: UAV ONLINE
Stranger: Sir we need to call in the artillery!!
Stranger: I SEE THEM!!
Stranger: grenade out!
Stranger: BOOOOM!!!
You: CHUD CHUD CHUD CHUD
You: TATATATATATATATA
You: FRRSHHHHHSHHSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: quick use the UAV PREDATOR!!
You: I CALLED IN THE PREDATOR
You: *CLICKY NOISES*
Stranger: *beep boop beep*
You: OH FUCK ALIENS
Stranger: I HAVE THE AC-130 SIR!! where do u want it!!??
You: WTF ARE THOSE MANDIABLES?!
Stranger: OMG NOOOO!!!!
You: OMG
Stranger: THEY HAVE CLOAKING!!!
Stranger: I cant see them!!!
You: OH FUCK THEY ARE INVISIBLE
Stranger: *gurgling noises* THEY TOOK OUT JOHNSON!!
Stranger: FUCK MAN!! WE'RE SO FUCKED!!
You: WAIT I THINK I SEE ONE OVER THE- GAHH *gurgly noises*
Stranger: NOOOOOO!!!!!
Stranger: U SONS OF BITCHES!!!!
Stranger: TAT TATtATATATATATATTTATAATAATTATA
Stranger: AHHHH!!!!!
Stranger: *schink*
Stranger: out of ammo...
Stranger: *looks up*
You: *cough* its ok im oka- *explodes*
Stranger: AHH!!!!
Stranger: *head gets cut off and rolls on floor*
You have disconnected.

 

[Vincenzo]

hahahahahaha apply directly to the forehead

 

[Seawall]

 

[Vincenzo]

Bear, you asshole- that shit is gonna be stuck in my head now!

 

[Twan Dollaz]

rofl where were those convos from?

 

[Jackafur]

rofl where were those convos from?

i put a link in there. its hard to see with all those convos

http://omegle.com/

 

[Jackafur]

So I got my License to Carry Firearms.

 

[Jackafur]

 

[Jackafur]

holy shit...



*randomly find this video on youtube*
*remember the crazy bitch named hanah who roya sent to keep tabs on me*
remember luis when she left that message on my phone saying how horny she was?
*notice girl in video is wearing the shorts roya always used to wear*
oh fuck
*notice leftover crack shirt.* oh fuck oh fucck oh fuck! hannah transcribed the leftover crack interview roya did!
*hometown is philly*

FUCK THATS HER!! OH MY GOD. I COULDA BANGED THOSE TITS!!

Luis please tell me you remember this shit?

 

[Seawall]

I think I just replaced "Dem Tits" with "Doze Tits". "Dat Ass" has remain unchanged.

 

[Jackafur]

Watch this shit. This is the best come back ever.

 

[Doty]

e-mail exchange between a designer and "idea man"

 

[Twan Dollaz]

ahahahah that was amazing the last pie chart especially