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miLk not Mike.

You met Milk didn't you? Last time you were up? He is the insane, bald black kid who is trapped inside an isane, white kids body.

You must remember something like that!
 
miLk not Mike.

You met Milk didn't you? Last time you were up? He is the insane, bald black kid who is trapped inside an isane, white kids body.

You must remember something like that!
I did indeed meet Milk actually... I misread what you wrote either way, gawd damn dat bitch is tasty.
 
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My old coworker emailed this to me and I thought I would share. Not because it says I should, but because I think all of us are guilty of one or more of these hahaha.

Am I Gay?' Male Self Examination Quiz

1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are
gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and
have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing
the Oprah Diet.

2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog,
but gay -- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has
a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed.
And just think about how you call a dog... 'Killer, come here! I said get
your
ass over here, Killer!' Now think about how you call a cat...'Bun-bun,
come to daddy, snookums!' Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay.

3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such
nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks
on bar-B-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs
feet, or tits. Anything else and you are in training and undeniably a fag.

4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a
parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world
is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.

5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee. A straight
man will never be heard ordering a 'Decaf Soy Latte'. If you've put a
Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've had a man there, too.

6. If you know more than six names of non-standard colors or
four different types of dessert other than ice cream and pie, you might as
well be handing out free ass passes. A real man doesn't have memory space
in his brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick out chartreuse
oryou know what a 'fressier' is, you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of
textile other than cotton or denim, you are faggadocious.

7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying
to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to
honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the jerk off. The rest of the time he
needs
that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, or hold his beer.

8 . If you do not send this off to all the males on your e-mail list
because you are afraid of hurting their feelings then you are
definitely on the verge on being a fudgepacker.